The Inventory

A Supposedly Feminist Website

7/31/19

2:00 PM

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I'm So Sorry, My Summer Crush Is Criss Angel, Mindfreak

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12/12/18

8:10 PM

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Dirt Bag12/12/18

Dirt Bag12/12/18

John Mayer Reportedly Has a Crush on Kourtney Kardashian

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10/20/17

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Taylor Swift Sings of a Crush Too Beautiful to Talk to in Latest Single 'Gorgeous'

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7/16/17

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Teen Week7/16/17

Teen Week7/16/17

I’m Marrying My Middle School Crush

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7/15/17

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Teen Week7/15/17

Teen Week7/15/17

An Interview with the Boy (Now Man) Who Rejected Me in Seventh Grade

Madeleine Davies

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9/11/15

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How I'd Hit on You at the Wedding

Sara Lautman

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6/26/15

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Anatomy of the Perfect Harmless Adult Crush

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4/21/15

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So, Would You Have Sex With a Rat-Tailed Shia LaBeouf?

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10/11/13

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The 10 Best First Crush Stories

Laura Beck

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10/3/13

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Tell Us About Your First Life-Altering, All-Consuming Obsessive Crush

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7/3/13

2:40 PM

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What's Your Biggest Boner Killer?

Madeleine Davies

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12/20/12

3:25 PM

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Crushes I Have Had

Julie Klausner

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10/28/11

4:20 PM

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If You Don't Have A Crush On Brian Williams, You Are Dead Inside

Erin Gloria Ryan

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11/4/10

3:44 PM

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Yet Another Reason To Adore Scott Fujita

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5/21/10

6:00 PM

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Decoding Your Don Draper And Liz Lemon Fantasies

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3/24/10

12:40 PM

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Jon Stewart Spends His Vacation Playing With Barbies

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3/8/10

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Scott Fujita Has Yet To Prove He's Not Perfect

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2/4/10

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Reasons To Adore Saints Linebacker Scott Fujita

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2/3/10

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Jon Stewart And Brian Williams, Just Get A Room Already

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11/2/09

4:40 PM

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"Live-Action Cannot Capture How Terrible She Really Is.”

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