John Mayer Reportedly Has a Crush on Kourtney Kardashian
Even though John Mayer is a signer-songwriter, and decent looking enough to have slept with an untold number of women…
Taylor Swift Sings of a Crush Too Beautiful to Talk to in Latest Single 'Gorgeous'
At midnight on Friday, Taylor Swift released her latest single, “Gorgeous,” the first few seconds of which she had tease…
I’m Marrying My Middle School Crush
In the seventh grade, there was this boy. There are a lot of “boys” at that age, but he was different. He was the only…
An Interview with the Boy (Now Man) Who Rejected Me in Seventh Grade
Of all the emotions, it’s humiliation that scars the most deeply. The memory of an embarrassing moment that happened…
How I'd Hit on You at the Wedding
A cartoon by Sara Lautman.
Anatomy of the Perfect Harmless Adult Crush
Recently, some of my friends have been lamenting the lack of good crushes in their orbit as of late. All in their…
So, Would You Have Sex With a Rat-Tailed Shia LaBeouf?
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that…
The 10 Best First Crush Stories
Last week we asked you to pour your heart out about your biggest, most-heartwrenching, wonderful, terrible first crush…
Tell Us About Your First Life-Altering, All-Consuming Obsessive Crush
So you already told us about the first time you had sex, but who was it with? Or, more appropriately, who do you wish it…
What's Your Biggest Boner Killer?
Crushes can be so fickle. One day they're there, blazin' away in your heart and in your loins, and the next day they're…
Crushes I Have Had
Welcome to The List, a semi-regular feature in which Julie Klausner enumerates pretty much whatever.
If You Don't Have A Crush On Brian Williams, You Are Dead Inside
Brian Williams co-hosted The Today Show this morning, where he was served coffee in an oversized mug (hilarious),…
Yet Another Reason To Adore Scott Fujita
We already had plenty of reasons, but here's the linebacker co-writing (with congressman Michael Honda) an op-ed on…
Decoding Your Don Draper And Liz Lemon Fantasies
Sex Offender Week on The Awl got me thinking, how long's it been since I wrote about gender politics? Twenty minutes? Ev…
Jon Stewart Spends His Vacation Playing With Barbies
Per an 8-year-old girl's winning script at a benefit, Stewart played a man who wins over Barbie "through his…
Scott Fujita Has Yet To Prove He's Not Perfect
Although he's leaving for Cleveland, our favorite football player has left his adopted New Orleans a parting gift, donat…
Reasons To Adore Saints Linebacker Scott Fujita
For one thing, he doesn't care if anyone calls him a "Pinko Communist Fag from Berkeley." Also:
Jon Stewart And Brian Williams, Just Get A Room Already
Jersey natives Jon Stewart and Brian Williams compared themselves to Snooki and The Situation last night, who,…
"Live-Action Cannot Capture How Terrible She Really Is.”
It's sort of appropriate that Eloise should still be causing major trouble. And that her illustrator should prove…
Hate Crushes: A Love Story
We often get tips that begin "I was reading Cosmo/Glamour/Marie-Claire - at the dentist's" - but really, I actually did…