The scrunchie has returned and it is the not-so-newest old thing to be revived ironically. How do you feel about this? I am…torn.

Oh, Europe. You utopian minx!!! Apparently Cressida Bonas was so bereft after breaking up with a literal handsome fucking prince that her job put her on "compassionate leave" to recover. Absurd indulgence? Or THE #1 MOST REASONABLE THING I'VE EVER HEARD?

OMG OMG OMG Prince Harry is single again. He and Cressida Bonas - our favorite scrunchy-wearing royal consort - are splitsville.

And by official, I mean in "Queen Elizabeth has accepted that Cressy isn't going away anytime soon so she might as well keep up the royal image" way. She accompanied him to Global Youth Empowerment Day at London's Wembly Arena, and wore silver high-top Chucks. I like this girl!

Cressida Bonas is dating Prince Harry. This ostensibly makes her interesting, or, at least, more interesting than a Normal like you or I, and ostensibly means that now, in anticipation of her possibly marrying Prince Harry at some indeterminate point in the future, there are Facts about her that we must know.…

Cressida Bonas (BEST NAME EVER), the reported girlfriend of Super Ginger and ice trekker Prince Harry, basically caused a major kerfuffle when she dared to step out last week carrying a book called Why Love Matters causing some people to of freak out about it. Because OBVIOUSLY this is a secret message to Prince…

Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook:

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…

Pippa Middleton's been hanging out in New York with Andre Balazs and Roger Federer but, ultimately, the highlight of Pippa's stay here came when she and Chace Crawford "didn't party together, but spoke for 10 minutes." About what? About conditioners?