Dec 2 2015
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We’re deep in the sweaty recesses of campaign season, which means our inboxes are constantly crammed with desperate…
Oct 8 2013
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As a stand-alone, this crap email from a white guy with an Asian fetish to the Asian asexual woman who didn't want…
Aug 7 2013
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Not too long ago, a local chamber of commerce in New Jersey held a networking event. The mixer was purely…
Jun 8 2012
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In theory, preemptive Facebook stalking should serve to help would-be blind daters avoid an awkward first encounter.…
Apr 20 2012
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"Someone That I Used To Know" by Gotye, a man so heartbroken that he can't spell Gaultier properly, is all over…
Apr 19 2012
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Were you looking for a story that involved a $120 million estate, marital infidelity, a prominent fashion designer,…
Mar 5 2012
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Most of us have received a crap email or two in our day. You know the type — the ex who tries to make you feel bad…
Mar 1 2012
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Yesterday, I wrote a post wherein I wasn't very nice to undifferentiated meat sack Rush Limbaugh in response to his…
Feb 27 2012
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Last week, Virginia Republican Dave Albo entertained a crowd of his legislature buddies with a hilarious House…
Feb 1 2012
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Anyone who's ever watched Dr. Oz at work knows that he is a hack of the first order. He'll happily push whatever…
Jan 9 2012
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An embarrassing Republican has issued a textbook non-apology weeks after forwarding an email that called First Lady…
Dec 7 2011
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"Lauren" met "Mike" one night at the New York Philharmonic. Little is known about the exact nature of their…
Jul 11 2011
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A reader messaged a dude on eHarmony. This is the decidedly unharmonious response she got in return. Read on for a…
Apr 25 2011
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Emily was going away for the summer and needed a subletter for her New York City apartment. Ray answered her…
Apr 6 2011
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This CEFAD comes to us all the way from 1875, and the pen of one Lafcadio Hearn.
Feb 4 2011
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In some ways, living as an expat is still basically the stuff of one of those claustrophobic novels about stupid…
Jan 5 2011
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So you go out on New Year's Eve. You meet a guy, he seems nice. You share a dance and a goodnight kiss and give him…
Dec 29 2010
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It's a pretty bad idea to contact a stranger and tell her she's hot because she looks like a young girl. Ed did…