Quiz: Is This a Fundraising Email or An Email From Our Exes?
We’re deep in the sweaty recesses of campaign season, which means our inboxes are constantly crammed with desperate…
Crappiest Crap Email Ever: Whiny Guy, Asian Fetish, Faked Death
As a stand-alone, this crap email from a white guy with an Asian fetish to the Asian asexual woman who didn't want to…
Batshit Voicemail From a Dude: 'GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!'
There are more than a few scenarios where trusting your gut is A-OK. A sketchy burrito joint. A bikini waxing place…
Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
Not too long ago, a local chamber of commerce in New Jersey held a networking event. The mixer was purely…
Crap Email From a Dude: '$30, and Then We're Square'
In theory, preemptive Facebook stalking should serve to help would-be blind daters avoid an awkward first encounter. In…
America's Number One Pop Song Reads Like A Crap Email From a Dude
"Someone That I Used To Know" by Gotye, a man so heartbroken that he can't spell Gaultier properly, is all over the…
Vera Wang's Dad Wrote An Epically Nasty CEFAD To His 30-Year Mistress
Were you looking for a story that involved a $120 million estate, marital infidelity, a prominent fashion designer, a…
'I Am Sure in Your Mind That This Was Some Big Step for Girl Power'
Most of us have received a crap email or two in our day. You know the type — the ex who tries to make you feel bad…
Crap Email From a Dude: Rush Limbaugh Fanboy Extravaganza Edition
Yesterday, I wrote a post wherein I wasn't very nice to undifferentiated meat sack Rush Limbaugh in response to his…
Federal Judge Sends Insanely Racist Email Implying Obama's Mom Fucked a Dog
Judges are primarily known for one thing: their good judgment. But that is the opposite of what Chief U.S. District…
Crap Email from a Dude: State Lawmaker Who Can't Get Laid Edition
Last week, Virginia Republican Dave Albo entertained a crowd of his legislature buddies with a hilarious House floor…
Dr. Oz Gives His Audience No Choice But to Admit They're Fat
Anyone who's ever watched Dr. Oz at work knows that he is a hack of the first order. He'll happily push whatever…
Kansas Representative Issues Non-Apology After Calling First Lady 'Mrs. YoMama'
An embarrassing Republican has issued a textbook non-apology weeks after forwarding an email that called First Lady…
Investment Banker Proves Dating Is Getting Ever More Crappy
"Lauren" met "Mike" one night at the New York Philharmonic. Little is known about the exact nature of their interaction…
"You Would Have Competition, And I'm Probably Not Worth It"
A reader messaged a dude on eHarmony. This is the decidedly unharmonious response she got in return. Read on for a tale…
"You're A Sad Excuse For A Beard"
Emily was going away for the summer and needed a subletter for her New York City apartment. Ray answered her Craigslist…
A Very Vintage Crap Email From A Dude
This CEFAD comes to us all the way from 1875, and the pen of one Lafcadio Hearn.
"You Caught The First Hot Jet Of My Ropey Elixir; It Will Intoxicate You"
In some ways, living as an expat is still basically the stuff of one of those claustrophobic novels about stupid…
"Don't Think I Am Overly Interested In You, But I Love To Hunt :)"
So you go out on New Year's Eve. You meet a guy, he seems nice. You share a dance and a goodnight kiss and give him…
Crap Email From A Dude, The Movie: "Thought You Were Underage"
It's a pretty bad idea to contact a stranger and tell her she's hot because she looks like a young girl. Ed did this,…