Cows Join Dating App
In these dazzling times of revivals and reversals, has the moment finally come to abandon the colloquial and…
I've Seen Bigger
At around 6'4” and 1.5 tons, Knickers the Holstein Friesian is “unofficially Australia’s biggest steer,” according to…
A Vegan Woman Was Rejected for a Passport Because She Was Too Annoying
A woman named Nancy Holten lives in small Swiss village of Gipf-Oberfrick, within the canton of Aargau, though she was…
I'm Inspired By This Runaway Cow
Today, a cow attempted to run with the wind in Jamaica, Queens. The animal galloped around the campus of CUNY’s York…
Escaped Slaughterhouse Cow Takes Its Final Lap, Appreciates Life More Just in Time
Earlier today, a cow fled a slaughterhouse in Queens, New York, and took a jaunt through the streets, delaying its…
Adorable Little Girl Lets Cow In Her House So She Can Cuddle With It
You will forgive* this adorable little girl for letting a cow into her house without telling her mom.
Cow Whisperer Assembles Herd of Cows Probably for World Domination
Rudi Rok is a voice actor and internet personality who can mimic animal noises really well. So well, that he tricks ani…
Lawsuit: Store Sold Sketchy Beef Dick for Human Consumption
Beef steaks? Sure! Beef tongue? Pushing it. Improperly labeled, un-inspected beef penis not intended for human…
PETA Hands Out Pamphlet at Elementary School Featuring Mutilated Cows
In another edition of PETA Is The Worst, parents in Woodland Hills, California allege that the organization handed out…
Today in Fart News: German Cow Farts Cause Shed to Explode
I haven't learned much in my 31 years on this planet, but boy have I learned this: Fart news is never good news.
Let's Adopt All of These Rescued Farm Animals Immediately
Farm Sanctuary is probably my favorite place on Earth. It's where animals rescued from shit situations like factory…
Good Morning! Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk
Cereal is awesome, isn't it? Well, except for all that chewing and sogginess, cereal is pretty awesome, but, jeez,…
Thanks to the Drought, Cows Are Eating Candy and Cookies Faster Than a Halloween Slumber Party
Depending on your perspective, the most recent drought has wrought some pretty interesting stuff. For instance, did you…
Prince William & Kate Middleton Wear Canadian Cowboy Hats
Yesterday, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge hit Calgary on their tour of Canada, where they donned cowboy hats and had…
Test Tube Cows Produce 'Human-Like Milk'
Researchers at China Agricultural University have done something truly disgusting: They've introduced human genes into…
Someone's Confused About The Definition Of "Sea Cow"
[Australia, February 21: A cow and it's handler pose for surrealist artist Andrew Baines at Abby Beach in Busselton,…
Germans Gussy Up Their Cows
[Germany, September 10: Women wearing Bavarian dirndl dresses walk with a decorated cow in Oberstaufen, Germany. The…
Brilliant Republican Official Talks "Tits" To Older Women's Activist
Top women's leaders will call for the resignation of Alan Simpson, the Republican co-chair of Obama's deficit…
Don't Have A Cow
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Where's The Beef?
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