The celebrity costumes this year were so nice, we’re roundin’ ‘em up twice. I had no choice. Just look at Heidi Klum and her boyfriend, Tom Kaulitz of the German rock band Tokio Hotel, as Shrek and Fiona—prosthetics and all. We can only aspire to such dedication.
Who among us is immune to the powers of Halloween, the one day that truly celebrates freaks, allowing us to really let our creativity run wild all while indulging in a shit ton of candy? Celebrities go nuts for costumes and y’all do too—just take a peep at Jezebel reader thetallblonde’s Postmates Malone look, planned…
A mark of a great Real Housewives season—besides the always turbulent, never peaceful vacation episodes involving a getaway with a group of one’s closest enemies—is when a fight happens while everyone’s dressed up in costume. Why is Cleopatra fighting with a corpse bride? Why are these sexy firefighters tussling? Oh…
Happy Halloween...week? Because the haunted holiday takes place on Hump Day this year, celebrities and normies alike have the opportunity to go a little wild with our costumes for days on end. Over the weekend, the rich and famous really brought it in that department—Blackish became Black Panther’s Wakanda, I mean, …
On Wednesday, it was widely reported that the CDC issued a strict warning to chicken owners across this great nation of ours that they should NOT dress their chickens in costume this Halloween, for fear of contracting salmonella. As a woman afraid of most birds but somehow NOT afraid of chickens, this news struck me…
It’s October 1, and you know what that means—if you don’t have your Halloween costume and party plans already finalized, you’re fucked, kiddo.
Halloween is a joy to children and adults alike because eating candy and dressing in costumes—unlike us—never gets old. Now’s your chance to show off your creativity. Share your costume in the comments below (or if you dressed up your kids and pets, that works too) and win a prize.*
It’s been Halloween for what feels like two to three months now. You may be over it, but these celebrity costumes will put the spooky spirit back in you.
The Night’s Watch, true to their backstory as a borderline forgotten and perpetually underfunded Westerosi institution, are actually literally running around wearing beat-to-shit Ikea rugs.
Taking a peek inside Caitlin Cisek’s bright closet is sort of like looking at the wardrobe of a theater production. There are delicate vintage bathing suits, piles and piles of costume jewelry, and retro prints for days. But her range isn’t surprising, considering Cisek is a professional costume designer for stage and…
It’s getting hard for people to come up with original, offensive Halloween costumes. Blackface? Too common. Making fun of the activists demonstrating against the pipeline in North Dakota? Current and topical, sure, but still racist in a rather predictable way. For a bold take on Halloween dickery, please look at our…
It’s been a heavy news night, hasn’t it, poppets? And on Halloween, to boot! So I think it’s only fair that we wrap up the evening with something pleasant: President Barack Obama flexing with a tiny Superman.
The best thing about Halloween is that—unless you’re into cons, cosplay, and the like—it’s the one day of the year that you’re encouraged (expected, even) to walk around dressed in your freakiest, funniest, weirdest, sluttiest garb and no one can say BOO about it. So let’s show off our 2016 costumes!
Obviously, you want your daughter to have a fun Halloween. Duh. A huge part of that is picking out the perfect costume. To figure out what that costume should be, first ask yourself: Is your daughter a whore?
Beyoncé kicked off her Formation Tour last night in Miami, and in addition to selling some truly perfect merchandise, she also showed off a variety of bomb-ass leotards and thigh-high boots
Outlander’s second season opens with Claire reluctantly opening her eyes at Craigh na Dun. She’s back in her own time, and she quickly discovers that the British won the Battle of Culloden. She is not in a great place emotionally.
Have you ever contemplated how a Tyrannosaurus rex would tackle the task of shoveling snow? I must admit that I haven’t given it much thought, even under the influence. But now that we have this video, the world can behold an industrious—if rather effete—dinosaur, a Sisyphus for the blizzard-bound.
Outlander’s back in April, and Starz just released a sneak peek.
Two questions: what did you dress up as and what was the best costume you saw this weekend?
As you spend today nursing your candy hangovers and packing away your plastic spiders and fake cobwebs, take a moment to gander at the interesting costumes our celebrity friends wore during this weekend’s Halloween celebrations.