The New Ikea 'Store' Isn't Really a Store
Most of the pleasure of going to Ikea is the same as going to any other store: selecting an item to buy and then…
Talbots Dips Into Empowerment Advertising With Mixed Results
Maybe it’s #BecauseImALady, but I find this commercial from Talbot’s extremely confusing.
What Are You Buying to Mourn American Apparel?
American Apparel is having a big going-out-of-business sale that’s bittersweet since it means thousands of workers are…
Poll: Should I Get These Overalls?
An important debate arose in the Jezebel office concerning whether I should get these adult overalls or not.
The Dumbest Thing in Your Kitchen
A few weeks ago I was at my friend Julie’s house for dinner when we were attacking a cheese plate with these adorable…
The Dark And Tragic History of Mother's Day
This year marks 100 years since President Woodrow Wilson officially deemed the second Sunday of May to be Mother's Day.…
Relentless Holiday Consumerism Slowly Turns People into Mannequins
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 28: A man shouts through a mega phone to entice people into a store on Regent Street on…
History of Mannequins Tracks the Aesthetic Tyranny of Consumerism
Are mannequins just garment enhancers that let prospective consumers visualize what an outfit looks like on a human…
Average Lady's Handbag Contains $2K Worth Of Crap, Says Dubious Survey
A British luxury retailer has surveyed its female customers and found that every day, women tote around almost $2,000…
Lauryn Hill Leaves Prison and Releases a New Track
Lauryn Hill spent her three months in prison for tax evasion and will be released today, which makes this the perfect…
What the Recession Has Wrought: A Tampon-Less Middle Class
The rapidly unravelling American middle class has been super hard on big corporations. Who is going to buy their…
All the Single Ladies Are Buying Their Own Homes
While the media might lead you to believe that single ladies spend their time knitting scarves for their imaginary…
Nordstrom Crosses the Pinterest Rubicon, Starts Pinning Stuff IRL
Looking to be known as something other than the store where you can return the crumpled, stained BCBG bridesmaid dress…
Guess Which Disney Princess This Is
The correct answer is: It's Brave's Merida. The more correct answer: It could be any of the white ones (so... almost…
Solar Powered Cat Toys Are Cat Nip to Crazy Cat Ladies
Has more than one person gifted you this toy? Then you probably need this solar powered toy. Also, you are the best…
Here Are Some Closets That Are Bigger Than Your Apartment
If you're feeling too good about yourself this morning, please take a break from all that unnecessary happiness to…
Finally: Dolce & Gabbana Releases Baby Perfume for Your Putrid Infant
How have we, as a people, dealt with the foul aroma of a freshly bathed baby for so long? One intrepid perfumer dares…
Great, So Now Even Babies Have Style Blogs
Congrats, you are the final person not posting a constant stream of selfies!
Lisa Frank Enjoys a Rainbow-Colored Resurrection at Urban Outfitters (of Course)
If you were a girl in the 80s or 90s, odds are you carried some fresh-ass Lisa Frank insanity with pride. Whether it…
Disney Will Be Taking Your Babies Now, Thank You
The Walt Disney Company, those white-glove-wearing cartoon animals who want to brand everything you touch or consume,…