Aretha Franklin's Family Thought the Eulogy Was Just As Fucked Up As You Did
Aretha Franklin’s family wasn’t charmed by the eulogy delivered at her funeral, which can only be described as a rancid…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dismisses Ben Shapiro's Bad Faith Debate Invitation With Catcalling Comparison
Our story begins with an entitled conservative prince, the commentator Ben Shapiro, who like any perfectly…
Dallas, Sweetie, We're so Sorry
Turning Point USA held its annual Young Women’s Leadership Summit in Dallas over the weekend, where about a thousand…
Sinclair Broadcasting Would Like You to Know Its Propaganda Is Actually Fine
Sinclair Broadcasting Group, the Trump-aligned media giant, thinks everyone needs to chill the fuck out about the…
Who Is the CPAC Woman?
On the first day of the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, Jezebel spoke to women attendees about their…
Life Begins at Conception, According to Draft of HHS Strategic Plan
On Friday, the Trump administration rolled back the Obamacare birth control mandate, offering an exemption on religious…
Republican Sen. Jeff Flake Calls Trump a 'Faustian Bargain' in His New Book
Arizona Republican Senator Jeff Flake has a new book out, titled Conscience of a Conservative, that harshly critiques…
Trump Supporters Are Either Turning on Him Or Still Love Him—Definitely One of Those
Behold, a tale of two articles: one from the New York Times, another from Politico. According to these two completely…
Cool! Tim Allen Compared Being A Conservative in Hollywood to 1930s Germany
Tim Allen, a rather irrelevant actor, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live this week, where he bemoaned the tribulations…
A Brief History of Megyn Kelly Taking on NBC, Before She Was Actually on NBC
During her 12-year tenure at Fox News, Megyn Kelly became a high-profile figure at an organization that quite…
Trump Taps Betsy DeVos and Ben Carson for Cabinet Positions, Sends Rest of Us to Hell
President-Elect Donald Trump has appointed Betsy DeVos as Education Secretary and, reportedly, Ben Carson as Secretary…
Breitbart News Hopes to Hire Billy Bush As Entertainment Reporter
It seems years since the so-called Pussygate scandal, when a hot mic captured Donald Trump and then-Access Hollywood…
How Long Until Conservative Talking Head Tomi Lahren Joins The View?
Tomi Lahren is a conservative zealot who’s stood up against issues like Beyoncé’s pro-black Super Bowl performance and…
Rick Perry, With Nothing Else to Do, Will Join Amber Rose and Vanilla Ice on Dancing With the Stars
Where do you go after spending 14 years rolling back Texas abortion access and executing the mentally ill? The dance…
Donald Trump Had Better Appreciate Scott Baio for Feuding With Teens On His Behalf
Eighties sitcom star and whinging conservative Scott Baio has kept up a pretty full schedule since his wife Renee Baio…
Rush Limbaugh Praises Ted Cruz's Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent
Rush Limbaugh, like an evil dad in a sports movie giving his antagonist son a stern sideline pep talk, has claimed that…
Ted Cruz Is Deeply Afraid That Trump Might Land Coveted Sarah Palin Endorsement
It’s very puzzling that after all this time tango-ing with insanity, Sarah Palin’s garbled thoughts and feelings still…
Stacey Dash Files Police Report Against Harasser, Tells Women 'Do Not Be a Victim'
Actress and formerly suspended Fox News contributor Stacey Dash has filed a police report against a man who is…
Wow, Paul Ryan Really Should Have Known Better
Republican Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Paul Ryan recently grew a very short beard. Soon after that, he…