How many oysters could you house in a single sitting? Two dozen? Three dozen? Could you put away 528 raw oysters, like Adrian “The Rabbit” Morgan, winner of New Orleans’ World Oyster Eating Championship? Which is a certifiable fuck-load of oysters.
Competitive eater Molly Schuyler broke the Guinness World Record for most pudding eaten in under three minutes by consuming 12 pounds of pudding, more than ten pounds than the former record holder. 12 pounds in three minutes! I can't even eat two slices of pizza in that time!
Good news, everyone: women have finally gnawed our way through the meat ceiling. Specifically, competitive eater Molly Schuyler has set a new world record after consuming an entire 72 oz. steak in under three minutes. The previous record, held by some dude, was 6 minutes and 48 seconds. GIRL POWER.
Sonya Thomas is 44 years old and weighs 100 pounds. She says of her competitive eating records: "I have good technique. I'm fast." She also says she likes her "Black Widow" nickname. "I think it works."