Hell yes. A major online community is cracking down on instances of abusive language towards women and guess what? It's a really big fucking deal and you should feel good about it.

On Monday, we posted an open letter to the management of Gawker Media, our parent company, regarding an ongoing problem that we here at Jezebel could no longer tolerate: horribly violent rape gifs that were consistently appearing in our comments. For months, we asked Gawker Media HQ for help with the trolling — but…

Today we learned that stem cells are being used to create sperm. Our friend drunkexpatwriter is a wee bit ruffled by this news:

Today we learned that a Wisconsin woman is suing a man for giving her herpes. As BAngieB notes,

Today we watched in awe as a 9-year-old boy (circa 1991) absolutely killed a dance routine set to Madonna's "Vogue." But that wasn't the only amazing clip we witnessed! Oopsy! writes:

Commenting is a privilege, not a right. The following guidelines are very loose and open to our interpretation, but they should shed some light on the general perspective of the site's editors and moderators.

Today's best comments reveal mind-blowing true facts!

Admit it: You guys want to write for Vogue! Why else would the glossy mag inspire such epic and amazing comments?

As someone who has been moderating comments for over two years (and using the internet for about 17), I've seen a lot of internet slang fads come and go. But there are some phrases, it seems, that just won't die:

This is a post everyone probably needs to read.

The VERY BEST comment of the day, no foolin':

Today's best comments are like, shoe-shopping good!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Cosmo: Buy Your Boyfriend Lucky Underwear, And Other Bad Romance Tips: "Cosmo Readers Stand In Middle Of Busy Intersection, Eagerly Await Further Instructions." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to All The Single Ladies…

Monday's best comments smell spring-fresh!

Today's best comments: No holds Bard!

Let's all hum along to the best comments of the day!

Clap your hands and tap your feet: Today's best comments can't be beat!

Thirsty Thursday! Today's best comments are drunk on their own awesomeness.

Let's get this party started:

Today: A reminder and a rundown of the commenting policy on Jezebel.