Here's How Standing Rock Looks in the Brutal Dead of WinterÂ
On Tuesday afternoon, Oceti Sakowin—the main camp for water protectors at Standing Rock—was full of people and…
How to Have A Sexy Valentine's Day Even When It Is Fucking Freezing
Weather experts have predicted that a potentially historic cold snap will make its way across the East Coast and Ohio…
Help, I Need These Blankets: A Disturbingly Long List
Besides eating snow, there’s nothing better to do in the winter than draping your freezing body in a nice blanket,…
Real Cold Weather Tips for Real Cold Women
Earlier this winter, I idly clicked over to an article about what to wear when it's freezing outside. The article…
Attention, Attention: Winter Is No Longer Funny or Cute
It is the second-to-last week in February and here on the east coast of these United States, it feels like winter will…
College Students Throw Racist Fit Over Being Denied A Snow Day
It's cold in the middle of the country. Hair follicle numbingly, butt puckeringly, jean freezingly cold. And so, when…
A Freezing Office Might Help You Lose Weight? SO NOT WORTH IT.
Toes: Cold. Fingers: Numb. Body: Shivering. It's polar vortex time in the workplace. And guess what? You're burning…
How to Stay Warm When Nature Clearly Wants You To Freeze To Death
Judging by Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, every news headline, and the feeling of morbid, animal fear I felt when I put…
Polar Vortex and Congress Join Forces to Screw Poor People
Good news, poors! Just in time for one of the worst winters ever, Congress decided to make your life even shittier!
This Is What -40°F Feels Like
Thanks to Canada failing to sufficiently warm up a big blanket of freezing air descending southward from the Arctic,…
Creeps Actually Give Us the Creeps (and the Chills)
Our bodies have many ways of warning us of potential danger, and a new study has discovered a new one that might serve…
How To Keep Warm In Your Freezing Cold House
It's difficult to determine what's most awful about winter— the constant cold feet and hands, the unpleasant dread of…
Dress Code: Your Tips For Dressing Up Without Freezing To Death
You had so many amazing tips and tricks for staying warm in party season that I just had to share some of them!
Dress Code: How To Survive Your First Winter
"I just moved to Chicago from a warm climate," a reader wrote. "What do I need? Help!" We're glad you asked!
The A/C Too Cold? Blame Fat People!
Obese people have already been accused of driving up healthcare costs and aggravating global warming. Now they're…
'Tis The Season For Winter Snobs
You know how whenever it's really cold, some asshole always claims "this is nothing" compared to where he's from? Well,…
Air Conditioning The Cause Of Chilly Arguments Between Men & Women
August! And as the temperature spikes outside, things are also heating up indoors, Steve Hendrix reports for the Washing…
With Friends Like These...
A woman thought she was headed to a party when her friends picked her up, but instead they drove her into the woods and…
Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
Want to buy ScarJo's snot? Scarlett was on The Tonight Show yesterday evening, where she used a tissue and offered it…
Is There A Secret To Never Getting Sick?
Cold and flu season is coming, and to be honest, I am dreading it. Last winter, I got strep throat for the first time…