In a Blatant Attack Against Rum, Coca-Cola Launches Alcoholic Beverage
Know your place, Coke. You’re a mixer.
Advertisers Have Always Co-Opted the Counterculture
I may never drink Pepsi again. Not because of its new, terrible, and—as of press time—pulled Kendall Jenner…
Your Guide to the Ultimate Coca-Cola-Sponsored 1950s Prom Experience
Dig out your blue eyeshadow, your body glitter and your Aqua Net, because it’s time for PROM WEEK on Pictorial.
British MP Takes a Brave Stand Against Christmas in the Form of a Coca Cola Truck
[Short, sharp whistle] Feet on the floor, soldiers in the war on Christmas! This morning, please look across the pond…
How Energy Drinks Through the Ages Have Gotten Humanity JACKED UP
Humans need stimulants, and we’re always on the lookout for better ones. Of course that’s what calories and sugar and…
Suki Waterhouse Washes Hair With Coca-Cola, Has No Endorsement Deal
British supermodel Suki Waterhouse - who recently ended a two-year relationship with actor Bradley Cooper - dropped…
Coca-Cola Thinks Voicemail Is Useless, Kills It
For many people in America, voicemail is useless. Coca-Cola decided to go ahead and let that cool feature go gently…
It's Barf Time: Coca Cola Plans to Introduce a New 'Premium Milk'
Stand by for the most disgusting beverage-related news since the invention of green juice: Coca Cola apparently plans…
Man Proposes to Girlfriend With Coke Bottles and Lots of Sugar
Today’s trend in marriage proposals; say it with soda. A man named Donnie McGilvray asked for his girlfriend’s hand in…
Where Did the Dude in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?
Our friends in the UK are being thoroughly creeped out by Coke's new campaign which includes a headless shirtless man…
7-Eleven Pulls Diet Coke Frost From Stores Before Summer Even Arrives
After a mere month, 7-Eleven has decided to pull Diet Coke Frost, one of the hallowed Slurpee's only reduced fat…
Diet Coke Addicts, Beware: Diet Coke Frost Is Coming for You
Do you like Diet Coke? Do you like brain freeze? Congrats! Today is your lucky day. Meet Diet Coke Frost Cherry.
Coke Sponsors Winter Olympics By Not Really Telling America About It
Shh, but gay rights activists are alleging that Coca-Cola doesn’t really want America to know that they’re sponsoring…
New Ad Says Drinking Coca Cola Is Part of a 'Healthy Lifestyle'
A new ad for Coca Cola advises drinking the brown flavored bubbly corn syrup water isn't unhealthy at all — instead,…
Lawsuit Against Vitaminwater Claims It's Nothing But Soda Sans Bubbles
Vitaminwater is still in hot (neon-dyed sugar) water over its claims that its anything other than Obesity in Landfill…
Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in Need of a Man
Have you ever had a really hard time opening a bottle of Coke and some guy helped you out and then you two got…
Coke Zero: The Beverage of Pathetic Men Everywhere
Guys, are you a sad sack piece of crap with delusions about your looks, talent, and abilities who can't be counted on…
'Honest' Version of Coca Cola's Anti-Obesity Ad Is Actually a Scary Truth Bomb
Here's the new Coca-Cola commercial, in which the brand brags about all it's doing to help people consume fewer…
New Coca-Cola Ads Mention Obesity, But Still Insist Coca-Cola Has 'Happy' Calories
Coca-Cola is the world's number one beverage company, and known for ad campaigns that equate soft drinks with joy. From…
Bottoms Up: Turns Out There's Actually Alcohol in Your Soda
We've been hearing so much lately about how terrible soda is. It contains all kinds of crazy chemicals and also a…