The Era of Pastor Chris Pratt is Upon Us
Chris Pratt, velociraptor wrangler and worst of the famous Chrises, paid The Late Show with Stephen Colbert a visit…
Beyoncé Bought a Church, a Church of Beyoncé
Beyoncé, who has several modest earthly dwellings but no real portal between heaven and earth, no official passage for…
Justin Bieber 'Ran Over' a Photographer After Church, But It Was an Accident
Let’s start with the prognosis: the photographer Justin Bieber hit with his car “suffered non life-threatening injuries…
Mormon Church Will Offer Its Employees Paid Maternity Leave, a More Relaxed Dress Code
The Mormon Church, famous for imposing strict rules of conduct based on gender, released a new policy plan to its…
One Of England's Most Recent Religious Debates Concerns Asparagus
On April 23, the English celebrated their patron saint, St. George, Christian nobleman and alleged dragon slayer. And…
Rejoice, Sinners: Cannabis Church Is Here
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This Is a Good Story About Growing Up Evangelical
Plenty of people didn’t realize the church was a church, even when they drove past it on Algonquin Road, even when the…
Meet the Shock-Jock Theologian Offering Grace to a Small Town's Abusers, Forgiveness to the Abused
Doug Wilson is trying to save civilization. The pastor at Christ Church Moscow, a college town on Idaho’s border with…
Vandals Wreck, Submerge Car of Black Bishop, Call It 'Charleston 2'
Remarkably, this is not even the first time that New Shiloh Christian Center in Melbourne, Florida has been attacked.…
Pastor Has Sex with Congregants, Lies About AIDS, Refuses to Step Down
Juan McFarland is a Montgomery, Alabama pastor with a horrible track record: He's admitted to sleeping with congregant…
Florida Megachurch Pastor Resigns Over 'Moral Failure'
"Pastor Bob" Coy, the leader of one of America's fastest-growing megachurches, Fort Lauderdale's Calvary Chapel,…
Here's a Guy Preaching About Unicorns for an Hour
Here is a dude who looks eerily like Matthew Fox preaching a very serious sermon about unicorns. It goes on for almost…
Catholic Bullshitter Timothy Dolan: Church Is Being ‘Out-Marketed’
Well, Cardinal Timothy Dolan isn't exactly wrong when he insists that the Catholic Church is being "out-marketed" when…
The Secrets of the Secret Gays of the Vatican
The new issue of Vanity Fair features a story called "The Secret Gay Life of the Vatican: Inside a Hidden Netherworld…
Catholic Official Blames Sexy Sad Kids For Priest Pedophilia
Just as cool merchandise is to blame for the crime of shoplifting, so too are children to blame for the sexual abuse…
Church of England Updating Itself with ‘Champagne Christenings’
Let’s face it — in the industrialized, Western world, religion is having a fairly rough go of it. Sure, there will…
Garfunkel & Oates Are All About That Anal Sex for Jesus
They made a pact to keep their hymen intact, their loophole is the poophole.
The Church of England May Allow Female Bishops...in Two Years
In the great race towards the 21st century, the Church of England’s time machine may be several decades ahead of the…
Woman Leads Mormons in Prayer for the First Time in Forever
The future female leadership in the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints looks a little brighter after…
Let's All Talk About Sex and Orgasms in Church
Allegheny College's Ford Memorial Chapel, which conducts Catholic mass and non-denominational services every week,…