After Beyoncé and Jay-Z beyoncéd their joyous joint album Everything Is Love Saturday evening, the memes turned to Christina Aguilera. Mere hours earlier, on Friday, she released her eighth studio album Liberation—her first in six years—and so it seemed she’d been eclipsed. What was supposed to be her comeback turned…
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Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.
“Accelerate,” the first single off Christina Aguilera’s so-called comeback album Liberation, is your soundtrack for this weird time of the year when it’s hot but not yet Memorial Day and every person you encounter is thirst-ridden and dying to make out.
As part of what looks to be a long promotional tease for her next album—her first in six years—Christina Aguilera has been tossing video clips and hints into the social media ether. Her latest was posted on this lovely Wednesday morning and it’s her most offensive, basically a milk ad.
Christina Aguilera fans have been waiting forever and then some (about six years since 2012's Lotus) for new music from the pop icon, and it looks like their time has finally arrived....maybe. I don’t know. Help me out?
Paris Hilton survived near-unspeakable tragedy on Thursday evening when a large chunk of Paris Hilton’s fiancé’s net worth (or $2 million sponcon deal?) reportedly flew off Paris Hilton’s ring finger. Its brief disappearance incited hysteria, terror, shock, tears, fear, grief and euphoria when it was finally retrieved…
After a clever producer cut to a shot of Pink making the face seen above during Christina Aguilera’s Bodyguard medley at last night’s AMAs, the internet quickly turned her reaction into Grade A content and confirmation of their (alleged) long-time feud.
The Whitney Houston estate has cancelled a planned duet between Christina Aguilera and a hologram of the late singer only hours after footage of the highly-anticipated performance, which was slated for NBC’s upcoming season 10 finale of The Voice, leaked online.
Holograms will ruin the world.
As a person without “bosoms” or any opportunities to share a room with important political figures, I’ll never be able to experience what it’s like to have Hillary Clinton stare at my cleavage. But, if Christina Aguilera is to be believed (and she usually is—why wouldn’t she be?), I now know what it feels like.
Oh, you didn’t hear? Christina pierced her hair. She also dyed it the silvery shade of lavender that many cool girls currently covet (and is my present favorite shade of nail polish), but that’s neither here nor there because she pierced her hair, a smoking hot new look that WWD calls an “alt-angle,” as in…
The game show is on the rise, according to my coworker and cultural analyst Kate Dries, and far be it from Christina Aguilera to stay off that train. This year, the singer will executive-produce a Spike TV game show called Tracks, in which contestants will be required to name a song based solely on hearing its…
Page Six is reporting that “girls who come back to [Scott Disick’s Mexican villa] must sign non-disclosure agreements so they can’t dish any dirt” on him. So, look. I know this is, if not common, certainly not unprecedented, and have heard plenty of gossip about Very Famous People who make their sexual partners sign…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Miley got to Christina Aguilera, Kerry Washington wants to chill and Solange holds the key.
Christina Aguilera had a better time at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party than I thought it was possible to have at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party. Page Six’s reporting of the incident is making me incredibly jolly this Tuesday morning, and I wish it were three times as…
Hillary Clinton superfan Katy Perry will appear in support of the presidential candidate at the upcoming Jefferson-Jackson dinner, an annual fundraising dinner for the Iowa Democratic Party.
Hello loyal Shade Court readers, I have some news that you probably will not like, but I believe will make us all stronger in the long run. I, Judge Brown, she who presides nobly over the high court of Shade, am retiring. This will be my last Shade Court post for the foreseeable future. Anything can change—perhaps…
