Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Learned Their Lesson About Balloons

It’s been a very exciting few hours for Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and all of their hangers-on. TMZ fucked up everyone’s shit earlier today by announcing that the couple—discreet about their relationship to to the point that they’ve never even confirmed it—was PREGNANT, and that they were having a BABY OF…

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She and Her Ex Chris Martin Are More Like Brother and Sister Now

In this month’s Glamour, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about her current amicable relationship with Chris Martin, saying that her ex-husband has become “more like my brother.” We’ll assume she means it in a weird Flowers in the Attic way because those two—as we all recall fondly—have fucked at least twice.