It’s been a very exciting few hours for Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and all of their hangers-on. TMZ fucked up everyone’s shit earlier today by announcing that the couple—discreet about their relationship to to the point that they’ve never even confirmed it—was PREGNANT, and that they were having a BABY OF…
Sun-dappled goddess Sienna Miller has emphatically denied rumors that she and soon-to-be divorced Brad Pitt are dating. However, prying eyes and ears tell a different tale.
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin had a Willy Wonka themed birthday party because he is a goddamn whimsical 40-year-old man and the whole of Hollywood should know it. On Friday, Martin reportedly transformed his Malibu abode into a sprawling Dahlian paradise complete with lollipop-shaped decorations and toadstools.
In the February issue of InStyle, professional healthy person and View From the Top star Gwyneth Paltrow unequivocally put the frustrating assumption that white people have no culture to rest by offering the magazine her own version of “Um try again sweetie ;).”
What happens when a talented actor/model/home-goods power broker procreates with a talented singer and philanthropist whose music inspires the freaking world? You get Apple and Moses Martin, children who can sing and are adorable, and who flossed these qualities at a Boys and Girls Club Benefit because they are also…
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have finally, finally finalized their divorce, a process matched in length and absurdity only by that endless runway in the acclaimed film Fast & Furious 6. Because nothing pleases me more than comparing Earth’s most meticulously manicured divorce to a Vin Diesel franchise about…
Congrats to our Lady of Goopelupe, who is now officially divorced from Chris Martin, even though he never signed her divorce petition. Not because of laziness, but because of tactics.
Chris Martin—in conjunction with a Rolling Stone cover shot that screams “LOVE ME!” and “wyd...” at the same time—says he once wrote a song for Beyoncé that she rejected because it was bad.
In this month’s Glamour, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about her current amicable relationship with Chris Martin, saying that her ex-husband has become “more like my brother.” We’ll assume she means it in a weird Flowers in the Attic way because those two—as we all recall fondly—have fucked at least twice.
Jay Z’s tennis partner Chris Martin deliberately let it slip that Bruno Mars will be joining Coldplay during their Super Bowl halftime performance on Sunday.
Did Chris Martin run over a paparazzo with his Jeep earlier this year while his family was in the car? I don’t know, Gawker doesn’t know, Shania Twain thinks no one needs to know, Fiona Apple knows but won’t tell us, and the man who was allegedly struck by Martin claims to know and is suing him because of it.
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow remain friendly, despite their decision to “consciously uncouple” last year. (By the way, doesn’t it feel like that phrase has been around since the beginning of time?) The two exes have even paired up for a song on Coldplay’s upcoming album.
Remember back in 2007 when Bridget Moynahan announced that she was pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby after the couple had broken up and he had already started dating his now wife Gisele Bündchen? Of course you do! It was a terribly rough time for all of us! But you know who it was slightly rougher for? Gisele! (And…
Facts about Zooey Deschanel: She is an actress. She was in the movie Almost Famous. Her tv show New Girl airs on Fox. She (sometimes) has bangs. She is now Jewish.
Because that is what good parents do, according to Gwyneth.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending us packages containing things like recipes for gluten-free versions of whatever we cooked the night before, moisturizers, cases of SmartWater, and sex tips based on what she’s “been observing through…
NBC hosted its first Red Nose Day telethon last night to benefit children living in poverty (read more here), and a standout was Coldplay’s 12-minute long mockumentary on the making of Game of Thrones: The Musical.
Kris Jenner and boyfriend Corey Gamble went on a double date with Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus last night because Kris Jenner is friends with everyone in Los Angeles, including any Los Angelenos currently reading this, so don’t be surprised when Kris Jenner bangs on your door this evening wondering why you haven’t left…
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin ate a “romantic brunch” together at NYC’s Tavern on the Green over the weekend. An observer told Us Weekly that the two were “whispering to each other and giggling,” but what were they whispering to each other and giggling about?
Taking a break from harassing the three billy goats gruff, Fox News’ Chris Wallace has emerged from under his bridge to apologize to Kelly Clarkson for making rude comments about her weight.
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