Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Learned Their Lesson About Balloons
It’s been a very exciting few hours for Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and all of their hangers-on. TMZ fucked up…
Are Sienna Miller And Brad Pitt Dating? Don't Expect Any Answers From Them
Sun-dappled goddess Sienna Miller has emphatically denied rumors that she and soon-to-be divorced Brad Pitt are dating.…
40-Year-Old Man Chris Martin Throws Himself Willy Wonka-themed Birthday Party
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin had a Willy Wonka themed birthday party because he is a goddamn whimsical 40-year-old…
When People Try to Say White People Don’t Have Culture
In the February issue of InStyle, professional healthy person and View From the Top star Gwyneth Paltrow unequivocally…
The Paltrow-Martin Children Can Sing Too, So It's Only a Matter of Time
What happens when a talented actor/model/home-goods power broker procreates with a talented singer and philanthropist…
Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Are Finally, Actually Divorced
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have finally, finally finalized their divorce, a process matched in length and…
Chris Martin Never Got Around to Signing Gwyneth Paltrow's Divorce Petition
Congrats to our Lady of Goopelupe, who is now officially divorced from Chris Martin, even though he never signed her…
Beyoncé's Reaction to a Chris Martin Song: 'This Is Awful'
Chris Martin—in conjunction with a Rolling Stone cover shot that screams “LOVE ME!” and “wyd...” at the same time—says…
Gwyneth Paltrow Says She and Her Ex Chris Martin Are More Like Brother and Sister Now
In this month’s Glamour, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about her current amicable relationship with Chris Martin, saying that…
Coldplay Phones Another Friend, Adds Bruno Mars to Super Bowl Performance
Jay Z’s tennis partner Chris Martin deliberately let it slip that Bruno Mars will be joining Coldplay during their…
Chris Martin Is Being Sued For Allegedly Running Over a Photographer With His Jeep
Did Chris Martin run over a paparazzo with his Jeep earlier this year while his family was in the car? I don’t know, Gaw…
Chill Exes Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Team Up on New Song
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow remain friendly, despite their decision to “consciously uncouple” last year. (By the…
Gisele Almost Dumped Tom Brady for Impregnating His Ex Girlfriend
Remember back in 2007 when Bridget Moynahan announced that she was pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby after the couple had…
Zooey Deschanel Is Jewish
Facts about Zooey Deschanel: She is an actress. She was in the movie Almost Famous. Her tv show New Girl airs on Fox.…
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Still Brunch With Their Kids, FYI
Because that is what good parents do, according to Gwyneth.
This Week In Tabloids: JLaw Wants Chris Martin to Impregnate Her
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending…
Here Is Coldplay's Fake Game of Thrones Musical
NBC hosted its first Red Nose Day telethon last night to benefit children living in poverty (read more here), and a…
Kris Jenner Has Finally Become Friends With Everyone In Los Angeles
Kris Jenner and boyfriend Corey Gamble went on a double date with Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus last night because Kris…
What Were Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence Talking About?
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin ate a “romantic brunch” together at NYC’s Tavern on the Green over the weekend. An…
Fox Host Is Sorry He Told Kelly Clarkson to Lay Off the Pizza
Taking a break from harassing the three billy goats gruff, Fox News’ Chris Wallace has emerged from under his bridge to…