Chloë Grace Moretz Set to Star as The Little Mermaid
The live-action version of The Little Mermaid has finally gotten their Ariel. Chloë Grace Moretz, known for Kick-Ass…
The Primal Satisfaction of Watching Carrie Redux
Carrie is a movie that already exists, starring John Travolta, a pig, tampons, and Sissy Spacek's rolling horse eyes.…
Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Drop Out of School
Born-into-stupidly-rich-and-famous-circumstances Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village…
Russell Brand Thought of 'Anyone' but Katy Perry During Boring Wife-Sex
Surprising no one at all on the entire earth, even baby oysters taking a nap, Russell Brand has lately been hinting…
Mazel! Chloë Grace Moretz Gets Fake Engaged
In today's Tweet Beat, Chloë Moretz gets a (hopefully) fake engaged, Evan Rachel Wood teams up with Miley Cyrus against…
Sarah Jessica Parker Stunt Casting Is Latest Gambit to Keep Glee Relevant
Did you guys forget that Sarah Jessica Parker can do more than make weird constipated/thinking faces and stare at the…
Julianne Moore is Set to Become the Most Terrifying Mother in Cinematic History
Finally! After months of mental prick and clit teasing, Julianne Moore has finally, officially, signed on to play the…
Chloe Moretz and Rory Culkin Must Go to the Same Hairstylist
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 03: Actors Chloe Grace Moretz and Rory Culkin attend the Cinema Society & Phase 4 Films screening of…
15 Year-Old Chloe Moretz Is Looking Back On The Good Old Days
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Chloe Moretz reminisces about the good ol' days with Jennifer Lawrence, Juliette Lewis…
Chloe Moretz Is Your New Carrie, But Will She Remember to 'Plug It Up'?
They're remaking Carrie. Is this news to you? I guess it shouldn't be — Hollywood is full of dummies making remakes…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, the premiere of GCB, Springfield is Westeros in The Simpsons opening titles, the most…
An Understated, Cool Crowd Wore Understated, Cool Clothes To The Hugo Premiere
Last night's premiere of Hugo — the film version of the book The Invention of Hugo Cabret, directed by none other than…
Adorable Gang Members Feud Adorably In Drew Barrymore's New Video
The music video for Best Coast's new track, "Our Deal," is directed by Drew Barrymore, and features a slew of young…
On This Red Carpet, The Kids Are NOT Alright
And not just because, at the premiere of Never Say Never, half the crowd was expiring from Bieber Fever. No, to believe…
Kick Ass's Chloe Moretz Will Play Emily The Strange
The Hot Topic-friendly cat-loving anti-social cartoon character found in 35 countries is getting her own movie, and…
Will Kickass 2 Have Twice The Hit Girl?
The sequel has been greenlit; we just want to know whether we'll be seeing more of Hit Girl and her filthy mouth.
Wow, Chloe Moretz Continues To Be Kick-Ass
[Paris, August 19. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
"I Read The Script And Said, 'I Have To Be Hit Girl.'"
"It was an amazing character and so different from what any other kid has done, aside from my idols: Natalie Portman in …
Kick-Ass: Violence And "Cunt" For Fun And Profit
What's the most shocking thing about Hit Girl in the forthcoming Kick-Ass? Is it that she's a young girl committing…