That’s right folks! From the mouth of Pope Francis—fucking is good, actually. As is eating. Feel free to devour…
For all his power to decide what things are Allowed/Not Allowed, Forgivable/Unforgivable, Pope Francis has no way of…
Pope Francis continues to be (mostly) chill by recently announcing that he’s open to the “possibility” of woman…
Slovenia has voted to overturn a law that would have given same-sex couples the ability to marry and adopt children.…
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Sofi Cruz, the five-year-old daughter of Oaxacan immigrants to Los Angeles, was carried over a security barrier…
A well-wisher kisses Pope Francis upon his arrival at the White House. Just lays one right on him.
On September 25, Pope Francis will travel through Central Park to meet New York’s faithful. In preparation, New…
Chill Pope Francis is continuing his reign, this week making it easier for Catholics to back out of marriage…
Pope Francis has empowered priests to “absolve the sin of abortion” during the upcoming Mercy Year, which is set to b…
Look, you can say whatever you want about our reigning Pope, but you can’t deny that the dude is a little more chill…
A spiritual battle is simmering between the Vatican and a popular shrine to the Virgin Mary in Bosnia and…
Pope Francis’s September visit to the United States will include a joint address to both houses of Congress, which…
Apparently Pope Francis can relate to that one time you were running super late and had to apply makeup in the…
Another day, another statement from the Pope to make right wing-types tear out their last, sparse remaining hairs:…
It’s the Holy Year of Mercy in the Catholic world, and the remarkably chill Pope Francis has announced that the…
NUNS WIN! NUNS WIN! Or at least American nuns no longer have a Vatican investigation hanging over their heads,…
Pope Francis just made a whirlwind visit to Naples, where he gave a speech condemning corruption and organized…
A new Vatican document has denounced plastic surgery, calling it "aggressive" and saying it threatens "the feminine…