Chucky Is No Longer Haunted
There’s a Child’s Play remake starring Aubrey Plaza coming out in 2019 and the teaser is now here. And folks, I am…
It Producers Wanna Bring Back Chucky to Freak You the Fuck Out Again
After doing a few (metaphorical) Scrooge McDuck dives into their exponentially growing wealth, It producers David…
Mattel Doll Preaches The Gospel Of Hair Removal
The doll Clawdeen Wolf of Mattel's Monster High line has a disproportionate, Bratz-like body, short skirt, and…
These Sexy Toys Make Our Childhoods Cry
We already knew Strawberry Shortcake was a sexy goner, but — et tu, Tinkerbell? In this brave new world, every…
Things You Don't Normally See On Craigslist
"Not recommended for children," indeed.
Why Must A Celebrity Assert Herself On A Swing?
Last night at the Grammys, Katy Perry's performance included a swing. Hmm, where have we seen that before?
How To Turn A Doll Into An Action Figure
"Action figures" and "dolls" tend to be pose-able and non-pose-able, respectively, reflecting the idea that boys are…
Blow-up Sex Doll Causes Car Accident
A Pennsylvania driver caused a collision when he braked to avoid what appeared to be a body in the road. It was a…
Warning: This 1975 Kenner Play Set Is Haunted
This vintage Tree Tots Amusement Park is available on eBay for just $297, but there is a catch: If you leave it out at…
Will.I.Am And The Muppets Sing About Being The Best You You Can Be
Even if you don't like Will, this should put a smile on your face. Bert wears glasses!
You Can Finally Create That True Blood Threesome You Always Wanted
True Blood action figures are here!
Cute Cat Doubles As A Slinky
This cat went through a lot of trouble to mark these stairs as her own, so don't get any ideas about tumbling down…
Teens Who Have Sex Will Not Necessarily Become Delinquents
Good news: Teens who have sex might just fare alright in their lives! The bad news is that they're probably still going…
Dangerously Precocious 12-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Drunk Driving
A 12-year-old girl was arrested in Minnesota after cops caught her drunk driving late Saturday. Apparently, she ended…
Your First Grade Self Might Be Your True Self
According to a study conducted at the University of California, Riverside, the personality traits we exhibit at the age…
More Women Aren't Having Children—But Which Women?
Following a recent discussion of the trend of women having children at older ages, the Pew Research Center also just…
Female Characters In Toy Story Don't Get Much Play
Toy Story 3 opens on a woman-empowerment high, with Mrs. Potato-Head displaying mad train-robbing skills and cowgirl…
Who Needs Clothes When Crewcuts Kids Are So Freaking Cute?
Take a deep breath and get ready for an ovary-explosion, because the folks at J. Crew's Crewcuts have cast some…
"Dilly Dally In Pussy Park": We Want To Go To There.
Even beyond the amazing title, this Soviet-era Latvian cartoon is compulsory viewing: not just mesmerically odd and…
Parents: Playing Favorites Bad For Kids
"With Mother's Day around the corner, new research is shedding some light on what happens when a parent — particularly…