Giving new meaning to the Happy Meal (HAR), a 58-year-old New Mexico man was arrested last week after he paid a sex worker in food from McDonalds. Sorry, all I can think of is Wendy on Breaking Bad.

Police arrested an Ohio woman on New Year's Day after she punched through a McDonald's drive-through window. The 24-year-old became extremely angry after she was informed they were out of Chicken McNuggets. [NY Times]