America Now Comes With More Extra Cheese
The average American ate 37 pounds of American-made cheese in 2017, yet this country somehow still has a surplus of the…
Some Dinner Party Guests Have Reportedly Been Wrapping MDMA in Cheese and Calling it 'Brieing'
What happens when you combine cheese, MDMA, and strong female friendships? According to some posh British lady who…
'Big Cheese Festival' Runs Out of Cheese, 'Ricotta Be Kidding Me!', Says Attendees
There are few things that could get me to pull out my wallet faster than the chance to buy tickets to something called…
Should You Eat a Little Bit of Cheese Every Day?
Lactose-intolerant people, nutritionists, skeptics, shield your eyes. People who can at least sort of digest cheese and…
Welcome to the Fyre Festival, But for Cheese
I was gonna call this blog just “Parmageddon” but Metro UK beat me to the punchline with the even better…
Who Stole This 'Masterpiece' Cheese?
A heist mystery for your Tuesday morning: Who stole two big, beautiful, valuable blocks of cheddar from the the Yeovil…
Wisconsin Cheese Still the Big Cheddar
Guess where the top three cheeses at the 19th Biennial U.S. Championship Cheese Contest were from?
The USDA Bought 11 Million Pounds of Surplus Cheese for Food Banks
All cheese news is good cheese news (unless of course that cheese news is, “Hey cheesehead, we’re all outta cheese!”),…
Is Galbani String Cheese Sexist? IDK But It Is Bad
A reader wrote in this week to note a peculiar thing about Galbani (formerly known as Sorrento) String Cheese: the…
Some Wisconsin Burglar Is $70,000 Richer in Stolen Cheese [UPDATED]
They say that crime doesn’t pay, but $70,000 in cheese certainly does.
Cheese Is Addictive Like Drugs So I Guess I'm a Junkie
A valuable study has found that cheese is actually as addictive as drugs, and now I think I owe a lot of my family…
I Have 8 Types of Cheese in My Fridge Right Now But Not Kraft Singles, Thank God
Last month, Kraft announced that they were recalling thousands of boxes of their “cheese” singles. On Thursday, they…
Parmigiano-Reggiano to Pornhub: Get Your Porn Away From Our Cheese
What do you know about Parmigiano-Reggiano? Well, what you should know is that it is a specific, valuable type of…
Woman Goes on Trial for Alleged 'Magic Cheese' Scam
Turn your eyes to France, justice enthusiasts, because there’s quite a case unfolding across the Atlantic. A woman is…
Velveeta's Social Media Accounts Are So Amazingly Weird
Whoever is running Velveeta's social media accounts is going hard after the stoner millenial demographic lately. And…
This Bar Will Do Your Laundry While You Get Drunk and Eat Cheese
You know what one of the worst things about doing laundry is? That you can't get stupid drunk while waiting for your…
Milk Is Great for Your Joints, and Cheese Is Destroying Them
When I was a kid, it was all about milk. "Set the table! Wash your hands! Milk or water?" was the refrain at every…
Philly Has a Street Harasser Who Drapes His Dick in Swiss Cheese
A man in Philadelphia (because of course a man in Philadelphia) has apparently taken serial street harassment (and the…
Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Ruin Dip Season
A looming nationwide shortage of Velveeta threatens to make the leanest dip season since the great ranch dressing…