Charlize Theron On Hot Atomic Blonde Sex Scene: 'Being Naked Is Nothing'

You may have already seen the trailer for Charlize Theron’s latest film, Atomic Blonde—it’s gritty, impudent, and impossibly sexy. And because the trailer incorporates shots of Theron’s character romping in bed with a French operative, played by Sofia Boutella, everybody is very excited to ask the star about lesbian…

Here’s What Appears to Be Photographic Proof That J.Lo and Drake Are Together Now

Jennifer Lopez and Drake’s rumored relationship has been in the tabloids for a couple weeks now (remember last week’s story about Lopez choosing Drake over $1 million?), but I didn’t believe it until Wednesday morning, after seeing this Instagram photo of them doing the very definition of canoodling in front of... a…

A Homeless Man Asked Paris Hilton For $100 to Spend on 'Pizza and Sex,' So She Gave Him $100

A homeless man reportedly spent much of Tuesday night asking people outside Bagatelle, a restaurant in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District, for something very specific: $100 to spend on “pizza and sex.” Fortunately for him, socialite and presumed connoisseur of both pizza and sex Paris Hilton happened to be inside, and…

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This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron Are Fucking, and Kris Jenner's Nose Is Falling Off

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we receive word that Kris Jenner’s nose is falling off, run to Ace Hardware, buy some spackle, a joint knife, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and book a first class ticket—expensed to Jezebel—to LAX, where we take an Uber Black all the way to Kris Jenner’s home in Calabasas. “Let me in!” we…

Charlize Theron Did NOT Ghost Sean Penn, Claims She Doesn't 'Even Know What That Is'

Last June, it was reported that Charlize Theron, alleged human, broke up with Sean Penn, garbage human, by “ghosting” him. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, to ghost someone is to break up with them by simply disappearing. No sit-downs, no phone calls, no Post-its—just...nothing. And the thought of Theron…