The Inventory

A Supposedly Feminist Website

Trix Is the Worst

10/02/18 1:15PM

Kylie Jenner Is Right

9/19/18 11:04AM

There Are People Spending Thousands of Dollars on Old Cereal Boxes

Kelly Faircloth

2/17/16 11:15AM

Why, Exactly, Are We So Into Policing What Pregnant Women Eat?

11/02/15 4:00PM

Lucky Charms Cereal Is Bad

10/15/15 6:30PM

Adnan Syed's Murder Case Is Headed to Appeals Court in January

12/01/14 2:30PM

Kim Kardashian's Butt Is an Important Part of a Balanced Breakfast

11/30/14 5:00PM

Nobody's Eating Breakfast at Home Anymore

Kelly Faircloth

Cap'n Crunch Is Staring at Your Child, Willing Him to Demand Cereal

Kelly Faircloth

4/04/14 12:40PM

Buzz Off, Special K, We Don't Need Your Lecture on Fat Talk

Kelly Faircloth

12/11/13 12:30PM

Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches

Kids React to Racists Freaking Out About the Cheerio Commercial

Ryan Gosling Cereal Vines Are the Best Vines to Ever Be Vined

Good Morning! Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk

4/16/13 10:25AM

Ever Notice That There Aren’t Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?

Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now with More Metal Bits!

10/12/12 9:30AM

How Many Breakfasts Can One Person Be Expected to Eat?

2/29/12 11:00AM

Baby Formula: The Next Frontier in Arsenic's Battle to Exterminate Us

2/16/12 11:55PM

General Mills Dares to Release Peanut Butter Cheerios

Margaret Hartmann

1/10/12 11:59PM

Survey Reveals Ladies Take Fucking Forever To Feel Good About Themselves

Erin Gloria Ryan

12/28/11 6:30PM

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