Trix Is the Worst
On Monday, it came to my attention via the Shade Room, a blog about shade and rooms—and cereal!—that Trix is reviving…
Kylie Jenner Is Right
On Tuesday, Kylie Jenner tweeted an opinion about cereal that many people might think is wrong, but is actually correct.…
There Are People Spending Thousands of Dollars on Old Cereal Boxes
There’s a market for almost everything on the Internet, and here’s your proof: There are dedicated collectors ready and…
Why, Exactly, Are We So Into Policing What Pregnant Women Eat?
The recent hyper-scrutiny of newly pregnant supermodel Chrissy Teigen proves there is nothing too inconsequential to be…
Lucky Charms Cereal Is Bad
Lucky Charms is one of the worst cereals around and the marshmallows taste like styrofoam.
Adnan Syed's Murder Case Is Headed to Appeals Court in January
Adnan Syed, who is currently serving a life sentence at a state prison in Western Maryland, will see his case—as…
Kim Kardashian's Butt Is an Important Part of a Balanced Breakfast
It's cereal. This just ruined cereal for me. I am done with life. (But never with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.)
Nobody's Eating Breakfast at Home Anymore
Stop buying breakfast tables because they're nothing more than a giant junk-mail bucket because nobody ever eats…
Cap'n Crunch Is Staring at Your Child, Willing Him to Demand Cereal
Kids love shitty sugary cereals with strange, deranged mascots. But why? Lucky Charms taste freeze-dried, for God's…
Buzz Off, Special K, We Don't Need Your Lecture on Fat Talk
Ladies! Special K (the cereal brand, not the drug) has a very special message for all of you. It's come to their…
Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches
For the 2013 Halloween season, General Mills is resurrecting all five of their Monster Cereals —Count Chocula,…
Kids React to Racists Freaking Out About the Cheerio Commercial
Remember when all those idiot racists were all so pissed about that Cherrios commercial because they're idiot racists?…
Ryan Gosling Cereal Vines Are the Best Vines to Ever Be Vined
This is the reason the internet exist. Well, this and porn. Or is this porn? It's pretty porn-y.
Good Morning! Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk
Cereal is awesome, isn't it? Well, except for all that chewing and sogginess, cereal is pretty awesome, but, jeez,…
Ever Notice That There Aren’t Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
This sunny, almost-warm Sunday morning, CBS put together a cheerful little slideshow featuring the most eccentric and,…
Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now with More Metal Bits!
Kellogg, that cursive-adoring purveyor of fine, sugary breakfast cereals, is recalling one of its most asymmetrical…
How Many Breakfasts Can One Person Be Expected to Eat?
Remember back in the good old days when breakfast was a proper meal eaten around a kitchen table adorned with a pitcher…
Baby Formula: The Next Frontier in Arsenic's Battle to Exterminate Us
We already knew that rice was trying to kill us with its deadly arsenic, but now the situation is looking even more…
General Mills Dares to Release Peanut Butter Cheerios
The folks at General Mills thought consumers would be excited that Cheerios now comes in peanut butter flavor, but…
Survey Reveals Ladies Take Fucking Forever To Feel Good About Themselves
The good news is that at some point in your life, you will feel awesome about yourself. The bad news is that the point…