Update 10/29 2:06PM: Chastidy Garner Valentine has won Halloween. See below.
American women experienced their first ever simultaneous mass ovulation today, as pictures of Neil Patrick Harris, his fiancé David Burtka, and their two children Gideon Scott and Harper Grace dressed up for Halloween as the goddamn Wizard of Oz gang began making the internet rounds.
On Halloween celebrities are even worse than that neighbor who gives out pennies. Michelle Obama hands out vegetables, Jay Leno asks for his candy back, and finding chocolate in Christopher Nolan's candy bowl requires digging past a SweeTarts level.