After his atrocious Twitter comments about rape and subsequent terrible apology, Cee-Lo Green has been cut from the performance line-up of a concert at a D.C. navy base. It seems concert organizers realized that having someone who has allegedly drugged and raped a woman and then complained about it was not the right…

NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 29: Singer Cee Lo Green performs between the first and second period during the 2014 Coors Light NHL Stadium Series at Yankee Stadium on January 29, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)

Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with…

Celebrity execs and personal handlers at this year's Grammys have been ordered to keep Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood far away from each other during Sunday's awards ceremony so they don't scratch each others' eyes out or something. Not only are the two both tributaries from District Blonde-Country-Crossover who…

Christina Hendricks got miffed after being called full-figured by a Sun-Herald interviewer just before the cameras rolled: "I think calling me full-figured is just rude." Hendricks and her representatives have been prickly about discussing her body in the press before (one member of the press was warned "not to ask…

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a…

Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all…

We're not even one day into the new year and already dreams are being crushed: Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes spent last night partying in New York together. They flew in from LA on Friday and tried to stay low-profile by boarding the flight at separate times, but, yeah, like that's going to make any difference. And now…

Robert Downey Jr. did it, Christopher Walken did it, and now it's Jaleel White's turn to star in music video for a song he didn't sing or write. "Cry Baby," the latest single from Cee-Lo, features Family Matters lovable Steve Urkel sans glasses and dressed in a preppy 50s cardigan — and, to be honest, looking more…

It's not just another singing competition, okay? It is totally unique!

Gwyneth Paltrow probably won't bless us with any new lifestyle tips during tonight's episode, but one can hope. Cee Lo Green is the musical guest, so expect a duet? Our open thread starts at 11:15 EDT, so stop by and chat!

"If there's an opposite of America's Sweetheart, she's it," says Time in its review of Paltrow's new movie, My Acoustic Guitar and I Are on a 14-Day Elimination Diet. Burn! Gwyneth should send them a copy of her new song.