Dec 4 2007

We're so glad the feminist movement finally put a big strong man in charge of all those indecisive women! We've been needing someone to referee the pillow fights for ages. [The Onion]

Sep 11 2007

We have always felt a special kinship with Rosie O'Donnell: Her nice-but-outsider persona, her devotion to children's causes, her contempt for Republicans, her adoration of Barbra Streisand. And of course her ability to lay out the smackdown. Seriously, we were already counting down the days 'til her memoir Celebrity