Dec 4 2007

We're so glad the feminist movement finally put a big strong man in charge of all those indecisive women! We've been needing someone to referee the pillow fights for ages. [The Onion]

Sep 11 2007

We have always felt a special kinship with Rosie O'Donnell: Her nice-but-outsider persona, her devotion to children's causes, her contempt for Republicans, her adoration of Barbra Streisand. And of course her ability to lay out the smackdown. Seriously, we were already counting down the days 'til her memoir Celebrity

Jul 2 2007

Things are already getting strained in Spice Girl-land: The girls are putting their enormous egos on display and the group's biggest boldfaced name, Victoria Beckham, is said to be bemoaning the fact that she's "more unpopular than Bin Laden." [Australian B'casting Corp; ZeeNews]