Catfight

What's better than an old-fashioned catfight? An old lady nun fight! "Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista, reportedly upset about their mother superior's authoritarian ways, scratched her in the face and threw her to the ground..." resulting in the closing of their convent, say news sources. To which we reply: Dude. [AF…

Ooh we love it when in-laws fight! Demi Moore's sister-in-law reportedly says that Mrs. Ashton Kutcher is, well, too old to bear any more kids. Shhh — can you hear it? That's the sound of a bitchslap! [Post Chronicle]