'Cannibal Cop' Has No Problem Getting a Date in New York City
I never get tired of hearing news about “Cannibal Cop” Gilberto Valle. Never.
Cannibal Cop Gets New HBO Doc About Legality of Torture Fantasies
Gilberto Valle, the New York City cop who fantasized about abducting, murdering and trussing up women like turkeys is the subject of a new HBO documentary called Thought Crimes: The Case of the Cannibal Cop.
'Cannibal Cop' Gilberto Valle's Match.com Profile Seems Fake as Hell
The New York Post is reporting that Gilberto Valle—better known as the "Cannibal Cop," the former NYPD officer who was convicted of conspiring to cook and kill several women before having his conviction overturned—is back on online dating sites, looking for a dinner date. That's alarming, and at least kind of funny,…
Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle Is Back on the Loose
Hide your kids, hide your wife, because New York's cannibal cop has been acquitted and his mother says he's looking for a good meal. No, she really did say that. Probably without irony.
Cannibal Cop, Convicted of Plotting to Eat Woman, May be Home Soon
In New York City, the cannibal cop who was convicted of planning to kidnap, kill and eat young ladies might be on his way home because he was just fantasizing.
Cannibal Cop Found Guilty, Could Face Life in Prison
A jury has found Gilberto Valle—a.k.a. Cannibal Cop—guilty of conspiring to kill and eat women. Valle's defense team argued that he was just fantasizing about killing and eating women, which is totes legal, with prosecutors countering that Valle researched specific victims, contacted them, and creeped on their houses…
Cannibal Porn Is Protected by the First Amendment. But What About the Cannibal Cop?
Gilberto Valle, the infamous NYPD "cannibal cop" who was arrested by the FBI in late October for having "detailed, strategic discussions" about killing, cooking, and eating women he knew in real life, is on trial this week as the defense and prosecutors argue over the difference between fantasy and reality. What's…
NYPD's 'Cannibal Cop' Has a Mom Who Loves Him: 'The Whole World Thinks My Son Eats People!'
Just more proof that life isn't fair: of all the toxic asshole moms you know—maybe yours is one of them!—the Cannibal Cop has unconditional, staunch maternal love. 25-year-old NYPD officer and would-be cannibal Gilberto Valle, who was arrested by the FBI in late October for his extensive online plans to kill, cook and…
'Giblet' Is the Best Worst Word Ever
Thanksgiving, in addition to being America's most popular genocide-commemorating holiday, has the distinction of being the only day of the year when most of us have the the opportunity to utter the word "giblet" with impunity. Say it aloud. Giblet. It's a weird word, a weirder thing to put in your mouth and chew until…
'I Consider Myself a True Gentleman': Excerpts From the Cannibal Cop's OKCupid Profile
"Cannibal cop" Gilberto Valle III's OKCupid profile really brings a whole new meaning to the concept of online dating horror stories.
