Conservatives Have Category 5 Freak Out Over Debate, Call Candy Crowley a 'Journalistic Terrorist'

Nearly every audience reaction poll that didn't oversample enraged, pugnacious Romneys has declared Barack Obama the winner of Tuesday's debate. And so, naturally, pundits affiliated with the GOP ‚ÄĒ that party of restraint and prudence ‚ÄĒ have responded by freaking the fuck out and comparing Candy Crowley's performance‚Ķ