Wow, I Can't Wait for This New Cozy Mystery!
Truly I have never identified with anyone as deeply as I identify with Dame Judi Dench in this picture, looking…
Forget Kate; Charles and Camilla Are Today's Most Photogenic Royals
You’ve probably heard a lot of folderol about how Will & Kate & Harry are so hip and stylish and young and generally…
Charlotte Is 'Easier' Than Prince George, Not That It's a Competition
(It’s a competition.)
Roaming Royals: Prince Harry Is Off to Play Polo in Abu Dhabi
The Windsors are really racking up the frequent flier miles this month: Prince Harry's off to the Middle East, Will and…
Amanda Bynes Not Getting Married, Tricked Into Psychiatric Hold Instead
Just when we were all hoping that Amanda Bynes was doing better (despite the strange behavior, mysterious twitters…
The Glorious, Ridiculous Hats of Royal Ascot
Today was the opening of Royal Ascot, a series of horse races to which the U.K.'s elite flock. But mostly, it's a…
The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall Enjoy (?) a Spot of Tea
Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, try tea in the ancient Roman ruins in Jaresh on the…
Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene
Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have…
Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization
The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of…
Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic
Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's…
Camilla Parker Bowles: Unassuming Duchess or Leader of a Crazed British Children's Cult?
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 15: Six children from St Peter's Primary School in Eaton Square, London, visit Camilla, Duchess…
The Royal Wedding, As Interpreted By Popsicle Stick Finger Puppets
Spoiler alert! What you are about to see in this short film is exactly what millions will be watching tomorrow when…
The Royal Family Dons Their Gay Apparel
Like Santa Claus and dubious liquor ads, as sure as eggnog the holidays bring an array of British royals in noteworthy…
Hugh Jackman Injured On Oprah's Australian Set
- I don't know what the hell Oprah is doing down there in Australia, but Hugh Jackman has been injured.
Mob Attacks Prince Charles And Camilla's Car
Rioters attacked a car carrying Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles last night in what some are calling the UK's…
Portia de Rossi Won't Do Same-Sex Dancing With The Stars
- Portia de Rossi turned down an offer to appear on Dancing With The Stars — where she would have danced with another…
Prince Charles Plays It Coy on Queen Question
Prince Charles wouldn't give NBC's Brian Williams a straight-up answer regarding whether Camilla Parker-Bowles will…
Camilla Wears An Enormous Hat, Because That's What She Does
[London, July 20. Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall attends a garden party hosted by Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham…
Insert ____ Here: Pop Culture's Famous Tampons
The strange history of tampons — as sex aid, as metaphor, as the source of "tampon tea" — in the popular culture is a…