This Is What You Came for (No Plastic Straws)
There are few things the Jezebel staff hates more than plastic straws—specifically, the harm they create for wildlife,…
Katy Perry, Pharrell, and Big Sean Are Trapped On Calvin's Island In 'Feels'
Calvin Harris’ forthcoming album Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1 is shaping up to be a massive summer hit with a list of…
DNCE's New Video Pays Tribute to Spin the Bottle and Seven Minutes in Heaven
N: Joe Jonas seems like a fun person to go grocery shopping with in DNCE’s “Kissing Strangers” video, but otherwise I…
This Week In Tabloids: Is This the First Time Taylor Swift Has Gotten a Fake Pregnancy Cover?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the cashier,…
My God, the Sports People Have No Clue What Shade Is
Hello. We are all here, on this Earth, breathing in and out, trying to stay sane and hydrated. One day at a time,…
Calvin and Taylor Are Texting Again, and I Think I Know Why
TMZ reports Thursday that Taylor Swift and her ex-fake boyfriend Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles “are friends again.”…
Calvin Harris's Catchy New Single Is Probably About Taylor Swift, Refers to Her as 'Two-Faced'
Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles is apparently still fake annoyed with Taylor Swift for ruining their fake perfect former…
Madonna and Guy Ritchie Have Settled Their Custody Battle
Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie have finally settled their custody battle over their son, Rocco and now everyone…
Calvin Harris Won a VMA But Didn't Thank the Song's Songwriter, Taylor Swift
While accepting the award for Best Male Music Video at Sunday night’s VMAs, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles thanked the…
Calvin Harris Tolerated Howie Mandel's Dad Joke About Taylor Swift
Here’s a thought: Maybe Calvin Harris wants to just be Calvin “I Chose This Name Because It Sounded ‘Black,’ Guys”…
Calvin Harris Is Perfectly Fine
As the portmanteau’d PR chimera Hiddleswift continues to grow larger and larger while it feasts upon whatever is left…
After 10 Years Together, Joshua Jackson And Diane Kruger Are No More
After 10 years, Pacey Witter—pardon, Joshua Jackson—is single. The 38-year-old actor and Diane Kruger, 40, have ended…
Tinashe Drops Tracks, Is Maybe Dating Calvin Harris. What Now, New World?
In the past 22 hours, we have emerged from Plato’s demonic cave only to discover that our true reality is constructed…
Natalie Morales Is Definitely Not Moving to LA Because of an Affair With Matt Lauer Gone Wrong
Forget all the rumors you’ve heard about Natalie Morales packing up her New Jersey home and leaving NBC’s Today for a…
Calvin Harris's Embarrassing and Hilarious 'Revenge' Song 'Olé' Has Leaked
The rumors were true! “Olé,” the song Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles may or may not have written in response to Taylor Swift…
Calvin Harris Reportedly Wrote a Trash Song About Taylor Swift Cheating on Him
At this point we should all be taking every single bit of Talvinston news with a grain of salt the size of this rock Gwe…
YouTube Star Calum McSwiggan Reportedly Faked a Hate Crime in Los Angeles
It’s not often that I get the chance to begin a Dirt Bag with the scandalous story about a gay YouTube star who was…
Calvin Harris Was So Frazzled By Paparazzi He Almost Ripped Off His Car Door
This is a story in three acts.
Did Calvin Harris Reveal the Truth Behind His Breakup With Taylor Swift On Instagram?
In a series of comments reportedly posted by Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles Thursday night on Instagram, the former…