Please Tell Zendaya It's Thursdaya
20-year-old actress, model, singer, and dancer Zendaya was photographed wearing her TUESDAY sweater on WEDNESDAY…
I Am (Yet Again) Not in This Year's Erotic Carp Calendar, Nor Am I in Their Calendar Devoted to Women BBQing Nude
As you may or may not know (I hope you do know, given the severity of the situation at this point), for the past few…
I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One
Close readers of this space will recall that for several years now, I’ve dreamed of modeling for the German Carponizer…
For the 2nd Year in a Row, I Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar
But it is now available for purchase for those living outside of Germany.
Why Wasn't I Called to Model for This Assisted Living Home Calendar
To the senior citizens of Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living Home,
I Get Why I Wasn't Asked to Model for the 2015 Nicki Minaj Calendar
To the Publishers of Nicki Minaj's 2015 Calendar,
Why Wasn't I Called to Model for This 2015 Erotic Carp Calendar
To Whom It May Concern at Carponizer, makers of high quality carp equipment,
Why Wasn't I Called to Model for the Bavarian 2015 Hot Potato Calendar
To Whom It May Concern at the Bavarian Farmers Association,
NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar Makes Its Triumphant Return
Forget sexy firefighters calendars. Real connoisseurs of beefcake know this year is all about the sexy NYC cab driver.
Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as Movie Icons
The Contilia Retirement Group in Essen, Germany created a calendar, using their residents as models striking poses as…
'Racy' Calendars Stolen, Thieves Leave 'Fuck the Patriarchy' Signs
Earlier this month, someone stole $2000 worth of "racy" calendars from a kiosk in the Metro Atlanta Mall of Georgia.…
The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012
You better be careful when choosing a hot-dude calendar because, unlike real life sexy men, you have to keep it around…
Female Journalism Students Strip Down For Putin's Birthday
A male alum photographed female students at an elite journalism school to honor Vladimir Putin's birthday. Taglines…
I Can Haz Deeziner Clothings?
The thing we now realize fashion needs more of? Feline sizes. United Bamboo is totally on that, producing a calendar of…