You're the Worst Has Been Renewed for Its Fifth And Last Season
You’re the Worst, a show about two shitheads who somehow fall in love with one another despite each being terrible,…
It's the Weekend, Eat Out of Your Mom's Mouth
Like we are currently doing with our mom.
Huma Is Free
Hours after dick pic enthusiast and serial harasser Anthony Weiner pled guilty for transferring obscene material to a…
Ringling Bros. Circus Is Shutting Down, Oh Well
After nearly 150 years in the circus biz, Ringling Bros. is hanging up its lion tamer pants. The culprit is high…
After Nearly a Month, Pat McCrory Concedes to Roy Cooper in North Carolina Governor's Race
In a video released on Monday, Republican North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory ended almost a full month of political…
I Love It When You Leave New York
You left New York City—congratulations!
Bye, I Hate It
I moved to New York two days before starting work at Gawker in the fall of 2014. When I walked up the stairs to the…
New York's Poop Bag Nightmare Is Over, For Now
A man who tried to cover two women in poop on New York’s Upper East Side has been caught. That being said, I’m still…
A Man in New York Tried to Shove a Bag of Poop Down a Woman's Shorts, Goodbye
A man on Manhattan’s Upper East Side attempted to shove a bag of poop down a woman’s shorts on Monday. I can’t live…
No One Cares How Hot Your Pizza Was, John Kasich
On a visit to Gino’s Pizzeria in Howard Beach, Queens on Wednesday, an irritable and apparently disturbed man from Ohio…
Namaste, Cuntface: What I Learned When I Got Dumped By My Super Spiritual Friend
In the last six days, I’ve gotten dumped by a good friend and had a major spiritual breakthrough.
Farewell to Marco Rubio, Who Just Dropped Out After Losing His Home State of Florida
There’s a special sting in losing your home state, and Marco Rubio has all the time in the world to feel it tonight…
Meghan Trainor's New Song 'No' Boldly Takes on the Experience of Listening to Meghan Trainor
“Let me stop you there before you speak,” sings Meghan Trainor, in her boldly meta new single “No,” which is a sonic…
Canadian Island Politely Offers Americans Refuge From a Trump Presidency
A radio host from Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia has set up a website called Cape Breton If Trump Wins to pitch the…
Williamsburg Apts Come With Built-In Slack Channel, as the 'Sharing Economy' Remains Lonely as Fuck
One of the most depressing things about the so-called sharing economy—the recession-induced workforce transition in…
A Brief List of Some of the Many Terrible Things Antonin Scalia Said and Wrote
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died at the age of 79 on Saturday. It was an apparently peaceful death, by all…
Carly Fiorina Suspends Her Campaign, Issues Odd Statement About Feminism Not Being 'Ideology'
On Wednesday at around 3 p.m., Carly Fiorina suspended her presidential campaign. She posted a lengthy statement to her…
Genius Annotates a Pitchfork Review and Every Music Critic Bursts Into Flames
Welcome to hell: today Pitchfork ran a review about the debut major label album by Wet, a Brooklyn band that some of us…