Britney Spears: 'Burger's Fine'
In an “exclusive” interview with Entertainment Tonight, a show that has spent the past decade clinging to life like…
Someone Made a Funnel Cake Bacon Cheeseburger and I Just Died Inside
It was a pretty good death, though.
How to Make a 4 a.m. Bacon-Onion Ring Burger That Will Save Your Life
When I got the opportunity to write this column, I was super excited and also concerned. I’m not good at giving exact…
Yay for You: Wahlburgers Opening Everywhere, But Especially New York!
Excellent news for fans of both delicious food and the Wahlberg brothers (not married to Jenny McCarthy)! Wahlburgers,…
Restaurant Owner to Reporter: 'I'd Love to See My Meat in Your Mouth.'
If there's one thing anyone who's in the public eye wants, it's to be sexually harassed on the job, and luckily for…
102-Year-Old American Hero Just Wants to Eat White Castle on Her B-Day
Forget everything they told you in health class: It is, in fact, possible to survive past 100 and eat White Castle…
New Ads Stress That Thick, Juicy Burgers Are Definitely Not for Ladies
One of them, unsurprisingly, is via Carl's Jr.—the Western X-tra Bacon Thickburger. The point is shoved home via a fake…
Japanese Apple Mayonnaise Burgers Are Reportedly Not Gross At All
If someone offered you an apple cinnamon mayonnaise burger from a Japanese Burger King, you might politely decline.…
Your Heart Will Thank You For This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Burger
In the history of culinary atrocities*, this might take the deep-fried cake. (Wait, is that a thing? Because I want it.)
The Cronut Umami Burger Is a Culinary Match Conceived in Hell
What happens when you pair the trendiest burger with the trendiest pastry product? Probably something that costs about…
Dishwasher-turned-folk hero Charles Ramsey, who was eating a burger when he heard the cries of the Cleveland kidnapping…
Crazy Expensive In Vitro Burger Sounds Weird, Tastes 'Reasonably Good'
People! We are living in the future. Scientists are working on growing hamburger in a lab. It's sometimes referred to…
'Western' Food Will Make You Die Faster
Surprise! Our fat-ass Western diets, dripping with the gluttonous privilege of plundering the third world, gobbling up…
Florida Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
Luciana Page, a culinary student at Florida International University, has her husband to thank for her newfound fame. Ac…
Texas Woman Is Really, Really Happy About In-N-Out Burger
This California native got lost in her emotions at yesterday's grand opening of Texas' very first In-N-Out…
Burger Joint Lady Hasn't Had A Vacation In 38 Years
Sixty-seven year old Ann Price is known for her grill skills, and her "ghetto burger" has made her Atlanta "snack bar"…
What Fast Food Really Looks Like
A side-by-side comparison of fast food as it's pictured in advertising versus the food you actually purchase is even…
Australians Take World's Biggest Burger Title
America is no longer home of the world's biggest burger. An Australian restaurant is waiting for confirmation that its…
Snacking Instead Of Popping Pills: Food Cures
Upon hearing the news that a bacon sandwich can cure a hangover, many of you will probably say: No shit.
Hungry? Try A 4,800 Calorie "Dietary Disaster"
This drool-worthy sandwich goes for $20. Dietitians want the West Michigan Whitecaps to put a warning label on their…