As soon as I looked at that picture, my uterus grew ten sizes and consumed the rest of my organs and I finally became a Woman. Or, OK, no, but I did look at these photos and cried about the beauty of friendship, humanity, and our Magical Mother Earth. Someone get me some bon bons and face mask, I'm done.
That, of course, was a trick question — forever is how long one should spend watching this English bulldog puppy take an adorable, foot-twitching, snout-wrinkling nap. Unfortunately, puppies can't nap forever — they have to get up eventually and pee on the carpet.
The greatest thing that ever happened to anyone is this video of George the bulldog and Winston the tortoise eating Cheerios together, in no small part because they resemble Bowser and an improbably-teeny Koopa.
Lilli, owned by Wendi French, of West Des Moines, Iowa, looks on during the 33rd annual Drake Relays Beautiful Bulldog Contest Monday, April 23, 2012, in Des Moines, Iowa. The pageant kicks off the Drake Relays festivities at Drake University where a bulldog is the mascot. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
This tolerant bulldog's name is Baby, and she has adopted six orphaned wild boar piglets at an animal sanctuary in Germany. And there are lots of photos! If you like cuteness, it is your lucky day.
Let's all watch as some guy fat-shames his poor bulldog for not being able to fit in its favorite box. Don't bulldogs have enough problems what with all the inbreeding and well-documented health problems without their owners humiliating them on the internet? If you look deep into this animal's pleading eyes you can…