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Brett Favre's unsolicited-penis-picture-sending ways might cost him his endorsement deal with Wrangler. The company wouldn't comment on the athlete's future with the brand, but said it was following the story, "like everyone else." [WWD]

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Margaret Hartmann

10/05/10 4:40pm

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Though posing nude with lion cubs sounds like a bad idea, Julianne Moore managed to shoot Bulgari's Fall/Winter campaign without a receiving scratch. Not that it matters: her limbs were mangled in post-production anyway.

Ubiquitous Bono Models For Vuitton With Wife Ali Hewson

Jenna Sauers

8/30/10 11:50am

Bono and Ali Hewson star in the newest of Louis Vuitton's "core values" ads. The couple, who were shot in South Africa, wear clothing by Edun, Hewson's sustainable fashion line. LVMH owns 49% of the brand. [WWD]

Isabella Rossellini's Handbags Feature Animals Having Sex

Jenna Sauers

7/15/10 11:30am

Isabella Rossellini has a Bulgari handbag collection. The actress called bags "an indispensable accessory for us women" and compared them to jewels; hers cost $1,700-$2,600. Rossellini printed drawings from her acclaimed Green Porno series on the linings. [ONTD]

Julianne Moore And Lion Cubs Is The Cutest Thing You Will See Today

Jenna Sauers

7/14/10 11:30am

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Julianne Moore is returning as the face of Bulgari for fall. With baby lions. Baby lions that make it very difficult to even think about the handbags. Baby lions! Lion babies! [Frockwriter]

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JWOWW wants Snooki to collaborate on a sunglasses collection. "I'm a good designer, but she's great with ideas. She tells me…and I can put them on paper," said JWOWW. Also, JWOWW would like Lady Gaga to wear her swimsuits. [People]

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Jenna Sauers

6/23/10 11:40am

Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]

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Jenna Sauers

1/18/10 11:30am

A wax doll impersonates Demi Moore in this latest Helena Rubinstein perfume ad, shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott (the same team behind her atrociously 'shopped W cover). Can't wait for the "before" shot, Demi! [PhotoshopDisasters]

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Jenna Sauers

1/08/10 12:30pm

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A London stylist says the upcoming V size issue is "such an extreme response to the size-zero hoopla...I don't think using outsize models is really the way to change perceptions." Others, however, are more positive:

Naked Avarice (With Jewels)

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12/18/09 12:30pm

Julianne Moore, nude, ~~in the spring Bulgari campaign~~ in a 2004 W story about Moore shot by Michael Thompson. The Bulgari campaign, which is still forthcoming, is the work of Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. [LOVE]

Kanye Sneakers Wow The World With Their Pricetag; Model Who Claimed Sex Abuse Arrested

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6/30/09 11:30am

Here we have it, the first official glimpse of Kanye West's Louis Vuitton sneakers, aka THE BEST SNEAKERS KNOWN TO MANKIND EVER. The $700+ kicks were inspired by the movie Dune, and Kanye's own mind-blowing genius. [Racked]

Madonna Might — We Said Might — Be Getting Really Expensive Necklace For Her Birthday

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8/15/08 12:00pm

"Rumor has it" that Madonna-maybe-estranged-hubby Guy Ritchie is gifting the material 50-year-old with "a specially designed, bespoke diamond necklace from Bulgari worth, £250,000" for her Golden tomorrow. [ElleUK]

Agyness Deyn's Mother Reveals The Reason Her Daughter Is So Fat

Jennifer

3/12/08 11:30am

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Agyness Deyn's mom Lorraine Collins is as amazed as we are that someone as FAT as Agyness could ever make it in fashion: "She has wonderful curves and a bit of meat on her. When she's home, she eats everything." [Mirror]

Miuccia Prada Really Understands What Men Want

Jennifer

1/17/08 11:30am

Whoah. Prada Fall 2008 Menswear: Now featuring skirts! Oh yes, this is something guys would totally buy. [Chic Report]

Shocker: Not All Luxuries Are Created Equal

dodai

11/29/07 10:30am

As we're smack dab in the middle of the holiday shopping season, do you wonder if that oh-so-cheap cashmere sweater you've purchased was stitched by malnourished six year olds? Do you question whether the python that gave up its skin for your handbag was killed humanely? (It definitely wasn't!) Some of the big luxury…

Status Meals Are The New Status Bags

Jennifer

9/21/07 4:00pm

Not content with simply swinging around your status bag and walking in your status shoes and and flashing your status bling? Now you can barf up your status meal! Yes for the true blue fashionista comes a culinary experience that lets your innards and your friends know that if you have to ask you can't afford it.…

Diane Von Furstenberg Goes A Little Loco On Behalf Of Marc Late-cobs

Jennifer

9/14/07 10:00am

Diane von Furstenberg on designer Marc Jacobs' we-think-idle threat to stop showing his precious dresses in New York: "It would be really horrible to lose him... I am ready to beg in front of his pavement." [WWD]

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Julianne Moore And Lion Cubs Is The Cutest Thing You Will See Today

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