May 11
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Katy Perry still churns out pop music, unfortunately, which means that like us, her fetus has listened to “Never…
Apr 13
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As Americans, it’s our god-given right to quarantine with whomever we want. If exes Bruce Willis and Demi Moore want…
Apr 9
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Apr 7
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Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are mostly fine, if her recent memoir Inside Out is anything to be believed. Unlike her…
Aug 7 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where the August heat has melted my few remaining brain cells in the wake of…
Jul 30 2018
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The ideal roast joke is as clever as it is tasteless; failing that, most settle for just tasteless. (I would…
Dec 24 2015
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It’s December 24, which means families around the world are coming together to celebrate with food, drinks, gifts,…
Aug 26 2015
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Sam Elliott’s voice is very distinct in a way that you don’t know whether he’s going to read you a bedtime story or…
Nov 2 2014
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Well today has been quite a shitshow. I'm just going to help myself to the emergency bottle of Black Label I bought…
Aug 14 2014
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Michael J. Fox says he was "stunned" to learn of Robin Williams's Parkinson's diagnosis, and added that…
Aug 7 2013
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Before her last show at the Barclay's Center, Yoncy gave her driver the day off and biked from the modest Tribeca…
Jul 2 2013
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The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other…
Apr 20 2013
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As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a…
Mar 29 2013
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Guys, what the world needs now is a big-budget display of American aggression. Thank Zeus for Paramount Pictures' G.I…
Feb 12 2013
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Oh, Gaga! Oh no! Our gal Gagz announced via Twitter and Facebook this afternoon that she's postponing the rest of…
Sep 3 2012
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Last night, Kanye West asked his Twitter followers if they thought it was ever okay to use the word "bitch." (Well,…
Jul 7 2012
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For your latest installment of the Troubled Hollywood Families Variety Programme, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (23, 20…
Apr 13 2012
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Time travel is has not yet been invented, but JGL is already using it, which means he is a retrofuture action star…
Mar 2 2012
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Nick Cannon has had a two big health scares in the past few months. First, there was his alarmingly vague case of…
Jan 30 2012
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Ashton Kutcher has been remarkably silent in the wake of his estranged wife Demi Moore's dramatic hospitalization…