Still, he is quite attractive!

Hello, Broadway producer, I’m so glad you brought this to my attention—I’m delighted to hear about West Side Story returning to the Great White Way, and I will certainly pay big Broadway money to sit front row and scream-sing the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty,” thank you!!!!

President Trump will have to use an invisibility cloak to get into Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, because the actress who plays Hermione has effectively banned his ass from entering the theatre.

Jimmy Buffett jukebox musical Escape to Margaritaville will soon be ending its brief stint on Broadway and it’s…somebody’s fault. I’m gonna go out on a limb and point the finger at alcohol—not because I know anything of the inner machinations of the production, but because this is what the situation calls for.

The long, contentious battle for a Broadway-bound production of Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird is finally over.

I’ll get right to it: T.I.—the rapper who entered the indelible lines “Bring ‘em out, bring ‘em out” into history—has been nominated for a Tony Award for his song on The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical. Apparently, everyone who’s anyone had a song on the Broadway musical soundtrack, which is nominated for Best Original…

I am a fan of both musicals and the movie Mean Girls, but I am not sure where I stand on the musical adaptation of the movie Mean Girls, in part because I am not fourteen anymore, but also because I once saw a heinous Anne of Green Gables musical on Prince Edward Island and now I never want to look at one of those…

Aaron Sorkin’s Broadway adaptation of To Kill a Mockingbird just got slapped with a lawsuit by the estate of the late Harper Lee.

The royals are BACK, baby. How BACK are the royals? Well, there is currently a musical about Princess Diana in the works.

As much as I would love to make fun of the timeless ubiquity of Hamilton once more, this news is heartwarming and I cannot. For three weeks, Lin-Manuel Miranda will return to his star-making role in the modern Broadway classic when the play heads to Puerto Rico in 2019.

Cher is going to be in the long-awaited sequel to Mama Mia, which is literally called Mama Mia: Here We Go Again! The exclamation point is part of the title. Anyway, she’s been dropping hints about her role and guess what? They’re delightful! Exclamation point!

Pop star, Academy Award-winning actress and emoji hero Cher is being honored with a musical about her life. The accompanying songs will be the music of Cher. The actresses (three of them) will all play Cher. It’s called the The Cher Show, and the setting for the show is Cher’s own mind. The musical is based on a…

Garry Marshall’s final project, Pretty Woman: The Musical, is finally coming to Broadway. Are you ready for that?

The Mean Girls musical is full swing, and now there’s a promo featuring The Plastics in all their stage-ready glory.

The Mean Girls musical—which is still happening—will be updated for “the present time,” because 2004 is now as far distant as the 1950s. The Victorian era. The time of the Romans!

Barbara Cook, who originated the role of Marian the Librarian in The Music Man on Broadway and after a tumultuous career eventually became one of America’s best-known and most beloved cabaret singers, has died at 89. Her catalog is incredible.

Controversy has been brewing around the Broadway production of Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812 since it was announced that actor Mandy Patinkin was being brought on to replace Okieriete “Oak” Onaodowan, of Hamilton fame.

Grool.

When it comes to diversity in theater, women and minorities are unsurprisingly underrepresented in the industry.

Well-heeled audiences are really having a hard time stomaching the new Broadway adaptation of 1984, with reports that viewers are fainting, vomiting and...getting in fights with each other as a result of its more alarming scenes. Finally, a theatrical production befitting of the times!