Jasmine Tridevil, the 21 year old who made headlines last summer after claiming to have had a third breast surgically implanted on her chest, would like you to know that she's still around and still pumping that third tit.
"I wanna talk to all the ladies in the world a-bout! Breast! Can-cer!" begins perhaps the most downer upbeat club jam of all time.
It seems like only yesterday that—in the world's worst high-profile hoax—Jasmine Tridevil rose to internet infamy (and immediately went back under the radar) after claiming she had a third boob surgically implanted onto her chest. Now, to keep her memory alive, you, YES YOU, can assemble a crappy Halloween costume…
When the story of Jasmine Tridevil, a young woman who claims she dropped $20,000 on several surgeries to install a third breast in her chest, went viral, a local Florida news team took it upon themselves to get down to the bottom of it. By asking to see it.
Twenty-one year old Jasmine Tridevil—probably not her real name—reportedly spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to implant a third breast on her body.
New mothers are given a slew of conflicting advice: they're told they must breastfeed their baby or they're a terrible parent, but also that they must go back to work and earn money as soon as they can or they're a lazy person (or, you know, in the case of most people who work because they have to and not because they…
Florida's Lacey Wild is about to go under the knife for her 13th breast augmentation. This is because she wants to become the "extreme human Barbie."
Female nipples are so out right now. Instagram doesn't want 'em. In most states, it's still illegal to wave 'em around even though the same standards of decency don't apply to men. And Facebook won't let you link to 'em in photos because decency, The Children, the female body is the root of all sin, etc. But a growing…
I peaked, size wise, at the age of 10, when I bought my first training bra — that, with a bit of a tug across the torso, could certainly fit my bust line today. Vacillating between the funny gray area of a size 32AA and 32A (depending on the time of the month), as an adult woman my breasts hardly heave, but rather…
Angelina Jolie has already undergone a preventative double mastectomy, but she says she's not done with surgery yet.
After feverishly gathering up up all the scraps of Victoria's Secret receipts and errant pasties fluttering in the wind to read from them some deep and esoteric secrets, the Breast Oracle has spoken: This Season's Hottest Boob trend is wearing a very plunging neckline and no bra.
Pink crap-drunk America was busy Racing For The Cure for the last 30 years, one race has been left behind in the fight against breast cancer: black women. In 2013, black women are still twice as likely to die from the disease than their white counterparts. Twice. As. Likely. That's a fucking disgrace.
Padded, push-up bras are surprisingly contentious considering they're just small pieces of foam inside a bra. Of course, when they are on a woman's breasts, their significance and sexual nature gets exponentially magnified.
On Monday, Salon published a piece by Tammy Delatorre entitled "Dating in a push-up bra." There's not much to say about it that can't be gleaned from reading the piece, except to say that it's unfortunate it didn't get a spot in the just-published Worst in Sex writing for 2013.
Top story in today's New York Times? A not-so-sexy sounding piece on how the IRS treats political nonprofits. Above-the-fold image? A woman with the Star of David exposing a small breast cancer scar... and part of her areola. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
Protective parents, this is the technological breakthrough you’ve been waiting for: a bra with a Bluetooth device on the clasp that sends a tweet whenever a horny mook unhooks your daughter’s bra. You can probably even customize it to tweet a message at your local police precinct, something like: “my daughter is…
Back when I was in my early 20s, before I became the proud, dazzling, professional, skirt-suited woman-scholar that I am today (i.e. a hungry, unshowered, still-in-bed hangover-crone who's only managed to make it to semi-vertical today despite having had to pee for literally four hours), I used to make this joke in…
Remember these dudes who guilt-tripped dozens of women into letting themselves be motorboated For Breast Cancer? Their charitable giving... hasn't gone as planned.
Breast Cancer®, the America's Sweetheart of deadly, disfiguring diseases that it is, inspires a deluge of pink junk for sale every October. Some of that pink junk, in addition to being ugly, cloying, and infantilizing, contains chemicals that have been linked to boobs full of tumors. No Awareness™ like the Awareness™…
