Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our long-dormant weekly revue of all the best and the worst but mostly deeply whateverness that tabloid media has to offer us. But first… a passage from Revelations:
Per everyone’s favorite TMZ spin-off/rip-off/whatever-you-want-to-call-it The Blast, the big ol’ public mess surrounding Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ongoing divorce is entirely Jolie’s fault, and Pitt’s fired up over it.
You say they’ve got nothing in common, no common ground to start from, and Wasser walked away. You say T-M-Z came between them, Us Weekly came between them, still I know one thing they claim. And I said, “What about Chateau Miraval wine?” You said, “I think I remember that place, and as I recall, it was a fairly sound…
Over the past several days, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (who split up nearly two years ago) have taken their ongoing divorce to the court of public opinion, as both TMZ and more traditional gossip publications like People and Us Weekly have been receiving/publishing statement after statement (and presumably leak…
I find it stressful to think about the women that Drake has asked out on a date and then summarily rejected because he never intended to go out with them in the first place. Have they formed a support club? Do they all know about each other? Are they ready to welcome Tiffany Haddish into the fold?
Here’s a twist I didn’t see coming: Neri Oxman, the MIT professor Brad Pitt allegedly started dating after studying the George Clooney Handbook for Late-Middle Age, is old news, and she’s returned to her former flame, “billionaire hedge funder” (and activist) Bill Ackman.
Because there are no official photos of the two of them canoodling on the sidewalks of Cambridge, actor Brad Pitt and smart person Neri Oxman’s relationship is still nothing more than very believable rumor. But that isn’t stopping tabloids like Us Weekly from dishing out some hilariously detailed gossip about their…
People (by which I mean humans, not the magazine) pounced on Lorde late Thursday after she posted a photo of a [positively gorgeous] bathtub with the caption, “And iiiii will always love you.” While the singer, currently in the middle of her Melodrama tour, made it fairly clear that the photo was about good old R&R…
Quentin Tarantino, a man who recently made news for a 2003 interview in which he defends Roman Polanski’s actions on tape, has cast Brad Pitt and Leondardo DiCaprio in his upcoming Sharon Tate violence fantasy, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Five years and countless dog-related dramas later, Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff are apparently done. From E! News:
In a move one could describe as the only good thing she has done in the past few months if one were feeling particularly shady (which I currently am not), Taylor Swift has apparently gotten Perez Hilton suspended from Twitter.
I first learned about Selena Gomez’s secret summer kidney transplant while browsing Gossip Cop this morning. After reading “Selena Gomez Had Kidney Transplant, Friend Donated Organ” in their upper story carousel, I thought, Hmmm, weird for them to not put ‘is FAKE NEWS’ at the end of that headline, per their house…
Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is expecting her third child with Prince William, the Prince of Williams. Like her two other experiences with pregnancy, it sounds like a living hell.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have not yet given birth to their kid, but that hasn’t stopped them from plotting out the fetus’s eventual career ahead of time. Because it’s common for parents to foist their own broken dreams onto their progeny, it makes sense that Baby Pratt is destined for a future as a content…
At long last, the mystery of why Shania Twain casually name-dropped Brad Pitt in her iconic classic “That Don’t Impress Me Much” has been solved.
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spotted their dream château near Aix-en-Provance whilst flying over the French countryside in a helicopter nearly a decade ago, they had no way of knowing their thoroughly charmed bliss would be rudely interrupted by a lawsuit. I mean, sure, they could have just paid the interior…
I know no one really cares about the marriage of two rich and famous people on a day like today, but it is my job to tell you about the chances of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting back together regardless of DEFCON level.
In a long interview with Vanity Fair’s Evgenia Peretz for their September cover, Angelina Jolie talks about her new movie, her children and that’s about it.
Frank Ocean and Brad Pitt are two peas in a pod. Los dos amigos. Bread and butter. Why else would Ocean project a video of Pitt talking on the phone as he performed at FYF Fest on Saturday?
