Professional inflammation-hater Gwyneth Paltrow appears to have married mop-headed TV guy Brad Falchuck in a secret ceremony that appears to have been produced by Falchuck’s creative partner Ryan Murphy??!
The broad plot of Scream Queens is fairly simple: A college campus is terrorized by a masked serial killer and a sorority—the killer’s primary target—tries to find out who’s murdering people while (poorly) avoiding getting killed themselves. That’s the story, sure, but is that really what Scream Queens is about?
The internet’s boyfriend Tom Hiddleston is showing his buns off in the upcoming gothic horror Crimson Peak and you know what else is is peaked? MY INTEREST.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman visits ye olde newsstande and buys the latest issues of Ok, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Us so that together we may attempt to find love in a homeless place. This week: Kimye's marriage is fake; Jayoncé's marriage is fraught; Gwyneth's new boo is technically…