Please Tell Me the Best Thanksgiving Cocktail
Because I live 3,000 miles from any of my blood relations, Thanksgiving is usually relegated to the land of Bender…
Ask a Former Drunk: How Do I Keep My Sobriety From Being the Thing That Defines Me?
“Ask a Former Drunk” is a five-part advice series running on Tuesdays. Read last week’s installment here.
Ask a Former Drunk: When Do You Know You Have a Problem?
Last year, I wrote a memoir about my long, tortured love affair with alcohol and my decision to quit at 35. The book…
Weep for the 1960s Ad Man: A Quality Scotch Shortage Is Nigh
A recent boom in the popularity of single malt Scotch whiskey is leading to a worldwide shortage, distilleries report.…
Proof That Feminism Is Working: Women Now Consume Almost as Much Alcohol as Men
Finally, an important gender gap is closing. No, that that pesky pay gap, you know the one that will close in a short 11…
How to Make the Dark Incantation, a Cinnamon-Bourbon Brew for Your Best Witches
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Dark Incantation.
Saturday Night Social: a Will Ferrell-Themed Bar Now Exists
Get your cowbell ready, because some hardcore Will Ferrell fans decided to open up a themed bar in his honor. Stay…
The State Where Women Could Drink at 18 and Men Had to Wait
If you were an 18-year-old woman living in Illinois between the end of prohibition and 1961, you were legally free to…
Florida Approves 55,000-Square-Foot Guns 'N' Booze Death Trap
What doesn’t Daytona Beach, Florida (America’s cultural capital) have to offer? If you said a gun range where you can…
Note to Partiers: You're Not Allowed to Fuck on the Streets of Montauk
During the summer, New York City’s most wealthy and debauched will often escape the heat of the city by heading for…
Dope AF 110-Year-Old Woman Says Champagne of Beers Is Key To Longevity
New Jersey resident Agnes Fenton celebrated her 110th birthday on Saturday (“just another day,” she said) and owes her…
Wisconsin Is America's Drunkest State (We're #1! We're #1!)
Is Wisconsin America’s drunkest state? Is Madeleine Davies, one of Jezebel’s multiple Wisconsin-born writers, drunk…
How to Get Shitfaced This Summer (But Not Too Shitfaced)
It’s summer. You’re going to some festivals. You’ll be outside, at bars with patios, drinking. If you’re most people,…
How to Make the Split Coconut, a Spiced Rum Cocktail Smooth as Kenny G
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Split Coconut.
How to Make the Spring Fling, a Rum Cocktail Fresh as Nectar
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Spring Fling.
How to Make The Modern Age, A Gin Cocktail Nice Enough to Stare At
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Modern Age.
How to Make The West Coast Whisper, a Hella Chill Tequila Cocktail
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The West Coast Whisper.
How to Make The Commuter, a Dark Rum Cocktail For Dark Days on the Rail
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Commuter.
How to Make Babe Vivant's Companion, a Luxurious Rye Cocktail
Welcome to Boozinette. This is Babe Vivant's Companion.
How to Make The Oaxacan Derby, a First-Place Mezcal Cocktail
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Oaxacan Derby.