What Are Those????
Pants are not for everyone. Shoes, also same. Shirts—everyone loves those, right? Seems like those three items required…
YouTube Personality Zoella Draws Heat for Overpriced Advent Calendar (?)
The United Kingdom is great for at least one thing and that is providing us with an amusingly low-stakes seasonal…
Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Emily Find Samantha Bee's Crazy Awesome Booties
Everybody, Emily NEEDS these booties, and I can see why. She writes:
Brace For Another Cold, Harsh Winter (of L.L. Bean Boot Backorders)
If you tried to hop on the fashion bandwagon and order a pair of L.L. Bean “duck” boots last winter, you probably found…
Watch FKA twigs Do a Legendary Magic Trick From Her Womb in New Video
For brand-new single "Glass & Patron," House Mother-in-training FKA twigs brings some real-deal voguing into her zone,…
Season's Greetings from Tony Blair and His Worst, Creepiest Smile
On Monday, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, his teeth, and his wife Cherie released a Christmas card that…
These Kittens Are Perfectly Content Being Stuck in a Boot
Alright, people don't get me wrong here. I'm all about that #TeamGoat (or #TeamSeal), but an adorable kitty video is an…
A Definitive List of the Best Winter Boots
Here in the Northeast, we've been dealing with a little snow, a lot of slush and freezing temperatures. Elsewhere in…
Dogs in Footwear Are Hilariously Distressed
Dogs hate having things on their feet, be those things socks, boots, shoes or, as was most likely the case with…
One Middle School Makes the Brave Decision to Ban Uggs
Starting tomorrow, students at Pottstown Middle School in Pennsylvania won't be allowed to come to school wearing…
How The Hell Do You Protect Your Feet From The Snowpocalypse?
When rain, sleet, freezing rain, snow, snow and more snow are in the forecast, the question you most often ask yourself…
Free People: For March, The Ugliest Shoes & Clothes To Match
The back cover of the March Free People catalog featured The Ugliest Shoes Ever Conceived. Viewing those shoes was such…
The 13 Ugliest Shoes In The World
Ugly shoes are everywhere. We're having an ugly shoe moment. In an interview about ANTM, Vogue Editor-At-Large Andre…
Free People & The Ugliest Shoes Ever Conceived
Monday I received an email about the March Free People catalog. "I am cleaning the vomit off of myself," wrote the…
Three Bags, Two Boots, One Awesome Lady
[London, February 22. Image via Flynet.]
January At J. Crew: Sequin Shorts, Shitty Shoes & Other Insanities
After aggressively pushing product all fall and right up to the holiday frenzy in December, J. Crew has the audacity to…
Shopping With "The Lohan's"
As mentioned in Dirt Bag, the Lohan family is shilling shit on a site called LohanHouse.com. Slogan: "Real People Live…
Lindsay's Footwear Is A Scream
[Los Angeles, April 2. Image via x17.]
Leighton's Leathery Legs
[New York, March 27. Image via INFDaily.]
These Boots Were Made For Talkin'
Behold: A boot named Obama. Manufactured by shoemaker Coclico, this piece of footwear is made from "gorgeous rich…