Crystals are already one of those trends that we probably need to chill out on. They are expensive, they are not particularly sustainable, and I’m tired of everyone doing weird things just because Miranda Kerr says it is okay. Crystals attached to your bra, then, would seem like something we extra do not need, solving…
This year marked the 25th anniversary of a woman’s right to go topless in the state of New York. As a lifelong resident of New York, and a 25-year-old myself, I grew up with this law, but only learned of its existence this year. The reason for that is pretty obvious to anyone with boobs—if bare breasts in public are…
There is no bullshit with this product, so let’s just get straight to the point: the Ta-Ta Towel is a towel you sling around your breasts while you’re getting ready so you don’t accumulate sweat underneath them before you put on your clothes. Genius.
We’ve a new development in one of the millennium’s most boring questions: Boobs—feminist or nah? Recently actress Emma Watson—a grown woman—appeared in Vanity Fair wearing an ensemble that exposes parts of her breasts. And now certain individuals are demanding that she hand over her Feminist Card for this most…
Today, across the United States, women bared their bosoms for GoTopless Day, an effort to promote a woman’s right to show her breasts in public just as men do.
Orangutan’s are freaking terrifying. They can literally tear your appendages off, and I do not want them grabbing any handfuls of flesh on my body anywhere.
One problem large-busted women learn early on is that inherently, by the nature of our bodies, we are viewed as somehow less “appropriate” in a tank top or lower-cut shirt than women with smaller busts. Where this concept of “respectability” based on something most of us have no control over derives from has been a…
Hey, how’s it going? Would you wear this... this thing?
New York City is still trying to free Times Square from the desnudas—the semi-nude women with painted breasts who began working tourists for tips last year. Now, the Times Square Alliance has supported a bill that would regulate the sidewalks in the tourist area, keeping the boobs to more specific areas, like next to…
On Thursday, Madonna accidentally tore the top off a female fan, exposing her breast to an Australian Rebel Heart tour audience—and the 17-year-old fan was like ‘Best night ever!’
Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport has introduced nursing rooms, which is great news for the many families who are well-acquainted with the experience of getting trapped there!
Considering his track record of saying dumb offensive shit, we really shouldn’t be surprised. And yet. And yet, my friends.
Thinx and New York City’s MTA have found common ground in their week-long public fight over period panty advertisements on the subway.
The New York Post and the New York Daily News both need you to know, urgently, about the latest outrage in Times Square: not only are there still topless, body-painted women working for tips in Times Square, but one of them brought a two-year-old, who also didn’t wear a shirt.
On Wednesday, Miley Cyrus stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk up the MTV Video Music Awards, which she’s hosting on Sunday, by going undercover as an Australian news reporter and asking people their thoughts of her. Apparently, the public a) likes Taylor Swift better and b) thinks she’s starving for attention “in her…
In what’s quickly becoming a Team Nobody sort of situation, one of the topless, bodypainted women working for tips in Times Square, known as “desnudas,” told Gothamist that only “ghetto fat women” are offended by their naked forms. We were rooting for you, bare-breasted ladies. We really were.
Beset by bare bosoms, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Thursday he’s considering closing down the pedestrian plazas in Times Square. The plazas—a collection of indescribably filthy metal tables marooned in an island of asphalt—are currently a popular place for exhausted, heat-stroked tourists to sink down as…
A federal judge has ordered that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis be placed under arrest, part of an incredibly seedy and frankly hilarious bankruptcy trial that sounds exactly like how you’d picture Joe Francis behaving. Francis is believed to be living in Mexico with his girlfriend and their twin daughters.
Pablo Picasso’s famous painting The Women of Algiers was sold for an incredible $179.4 million at auction this week and Fox News reported the sale—while blurring out the breasts on the historical work. Cubist boobs, man.
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