Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) will be resigning at the end of next month, after nearly 25 years in Congress and four years as Speaker of the House. As with most shakeups in Washington, fuckery is to blame.
In what is surely a false flag operation designed to redirect attention from Speaker of the House John Boehner's simmering unpopularity, close call with a country club would-be murderer and insightful suggestions that President Obama has "forgotten" what the Constitution "means"—the official Speaker.Gov website is now…
On Wednesday, House Speaker/Oompa Loompa with Marfan's syndrome John Boehner delivered what I'm sure he thought was a scathing rebuttal to President Obama's executive action on immigration. In reality, it was more of a pee-pants tantrum.
Famously tangerine-faced House Speaker John Boehner doesn't live in Washington year-round; he rents. And his landlord is a lobbyist for a tanning bed company because God loves you very, very much and wants you to have a joyous holiday season of rueful ironic chortling.
Congressional Republicans have introduced a bill that would allow women using government money to receive an abortion only in the event of forcible rape. This is bullshit, and we should fight this on all fronts, including Twitter.