Madonna has been on her "Unapologetic Bitch" tip as of late, especially since six tracks from her forthcoming album Rebel Heart leaked, and she responded deftly by just releasing them, a pretty smart move. "Unapologetic Bitch" is one of those tracks, and titlewise, a fine summation of her whole career. Unfortunately, …

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in Shreds

Anna Breslaw

2/21/13 9:00am

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So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…

Vinyl Snob Cat Remixes Bob Marley

Anna Breslaw

12/01/12 12:30pm

When the needle on this record player catches the cat's eye, it accidentally creates the most bomb-ass and avant-garde scratch remix of Bob Marley songs ever produced by a DJ of any species. And then it helplessly spins around on top of the record for a minute as its owner laughs at it. A++

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Miley Cyrus Marks Her Birthday By Coming Out As A Pothead

Cassie Murdoch

11/27/11 5:35pm

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During her 19th birthday party last week, everyone's best friend Kelly Osbourne presented Miley Cyrus with a cake shaped like Bob Marley, to which Miley replied,

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Snoop Dogg Shooting for "Biggest Diva at Sundance" Award

Lauri Apple

1/22/11 11:17am

Secret sources say that Snoop Dogg "insisted" on receiving a stockpile of watermelon-flavored gum as part of his rider request—requiring staffers to embark on a frantic search for the stuff. Why didn't he just bring his own?

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Lindsay Reunites With Her Dad

Dodai Stewart

11/08/10 9:00am

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Lindsay Lohan has been reunited with her father Michael Lohan while in rehab; it's the first time they've really seen or spoken to each other face to face in seven months.

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Kat Von D: "I've Got A Lot Of Respect For Jesse"

Dodai Stewart

8/20/10 9:00am

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Kat Von D did a radio interview in which she attempted to justify, rationalize and explain dating Jesse James.

Anna Wintour Says Irving Penn "Seductive," Catherine McNeil Engaged To Girlfriend

Jenna Sauers

4/20/10 11:30am

Last night at Pratt, during a lecture from which many members of the media were banned, Vogue's Anna Wintour discussed fashion bloggers and her "intellectual crush" on photographer Irving Penn:

You Can't Forget Your Past

Anna Holmes

1/25/10 5:10pm

[London, January 25. Image via Getty]

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Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"

Hortense Smith

11/01/09 10:30am

Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]

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Heidi's New Single As Naturally Beautiful As She Is

Dodai Stewart

3/25/08 9:00am

139

Listen to Heidi Montag's earsplittting new single, "No More," at your own risk. It sounds like this: You said I was the reason why we couldn't work out but it was all a lie...Ar ar ar ai ai ah ah blah dah dah, except in like, dolphin language. [People]

'Hit Man For God' Peter Braunstein Clearly A Madman With No Sense Of Justice

Moe

5/15/07 12:08pm

Some violent crimes, we totally get. You know: The diaper-wearing astronaut thing, or the odd assault on an ancient homeless guy, or most genocides. But ex-WWD columnist Peter Braunstein's fantasy about murdering Vogue editor Anna Wintour and condemning her to a Hell run by eunuchs and rats with a dress code of…