Every Black Friday, the ugliness of capitalism is laid bare across the country with hours-long lines and throngs of…
As television tells us, the central theme of Christmas is not Jesus or family time, but SAVINGS. It’s about exhausted…
Approximately 154 million Americans shopped during Thanksgiving weekend last year, a statistic the Chicago Tribune…
Is back-to-school shopping going the way of the rotary phone and the nickel soda?
The trial for the horrific murder of an American Eagle employee on Black Friday began this week in Fort Worth, TX.…
In 1981, Milton Bradley released Bargain Hunter, a board game which allowed players to experience the joys of shopping…
As you hash out your Black Friday attack plan, remember some of the deals you’re getting aren’t actually deals.…
The War on Christmas is ramping up: another large chain, H&M, plans to close its doors on one of the biggest shopping…
America has turned Black Friday (and wringing its hands about Black Friday) into a national sport. But it seems the…
If you're trying to spend your holiday season rediscovering your faith in humanity, it's probably best that you not…
A Fort Worth, Tex., woman found dead in her burned apartment is now believed to have been bound, strangled to death,…
It's Thanksgiving evening, roughly 7:30 p.m. "Are you sure you don't want to bail?" my mother-in-law asks, with barely…
Black Friday sales kind of sucked this year, but that doesn't mean the retail business is doomed.
A man shot a 22-year-old woman on Friday at a Nordstrom's department store in Chicago, then turned the gun on himself.
In a beautiful gesture of reverse colonization (I mean, kinda) this year marks the very first time British retailers…
In the wake of the grand jury decision not to charge Officer Darren Wilson in the killing of 18-year-old Michael Brown,…
Many people believe that a day will come when all hell breaks loose and all civilization goes to shit—a veritable…
Fucking Black Friday, man. It's like a gremlin that we just kept feeding after midnight for fifty years straight and…
Amazon is aiming to stress everybody the absolute fuck out by starting its Black Friday sales an entire week before…
Black Friday fucking sucks. It's bad enough that it attempts to commercialize a holiday meant to make people be…
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