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Apparently there’s a Museum of the Bible in Washington, DC which is only shocking to me considering that after a…
Mar 11 2019
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One company is banking on Millennials’ love of vapid aesthetics to get the increasingly irreligious demographic back…
Dec 29 2016
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On December 24, 2016, a 16-year-old named Reagan tweeted something no teen had ever tweeted before (probably): she…
Jul 8 2016
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I have some fairly significant news to share with you: Noah’s Ark is real, officially.
May 30 2016
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Rejoice in the Lord and be glad, for at last, all 66 books of the King James Version of the bible have been…
Oct 19 2015
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Sep 16 2015
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Donald Trump, decomposing ear of corn and Republican presidential frontrunner, has been all over town, telling…
Apr 6 2015
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If all you’ve ever wanted in life is a version of the Bible that swaps out all mentions of “God” with “Kanye West,”…
Jan 17 2015
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Two people in a far-away land called "southwest Ohio" attempted to smuggle a heroin-laced Bible into the county…
May 10 2013
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Thank the Lawd! Cheerleaders of a Texan High School just won a hard-fought battle against sinners: a judge has ruled…
Sep 25 2012
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Cheerleaders at one Texas high school have fought tooth, nail, and poms to hold signs containing scripture verses at…
Sep 14 2012
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In case you're wondering why your guy who normally sells you ecstasy is plum out of pills, here's why: it's Values…
Aug 27 2012
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The cloud conglomerate known as Isaac is twist and shouting its way into the superheated waters of the Gulf of…
Aug 7 2012
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An infographic purporting to show the bible's actual nightmarish definition of marriage in the years when people…
Jul 17 2012
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Before we start worrying about what Jeff Foxworthy's new biblical trivia show means for the future of Inherit the…
Apr 27 2012
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Conservative Christian Bob Jones University is not a place for mincing namby pamby liberals with a dancing, prancing…
Feb 2 2012
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If you thought that God had never really given much thought to teacher's salaries, you'd be wrong. At least…
Dec 29 2011
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Smirking blowhard Newt Gingrich has been threatening to run for President for decades now, and this year, he's…
Jul 12 2011
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"I had to choose between my job and my god," Barker town clerk Laura Fotusky told Politico. In her resignation…
Dec 19 2010
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In this week's reading, the role of God will be played by Jeff Bridges, the role of Virgin Mary by Olivia Wilde, and…