New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who is currently not (wink) being held hostage by Donald Trump, has demonstrated the pitfalls of campaigning with a narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho—for example, in addition to everything else that is terrible about Donald Trump, he will also publicly berate you for being…
It’s lonely being Ted Cruz, a middle-aged vampire sent to vacation Bible school and then the deep-discount rack at Men’s Wearhouse in quick succession. But today is an exciting day for Cruz, who today has made his second true friend. Everyone say hi to Ted’s new friend, Utah Senator Mike Lee!
A rabbit jerks his head up, half-eaten carrot instantly forgotten. A squalling toddler quiets mid-scream, his gaze locked on the clear blue sky. A queen bee abandons her hive, feeling the pull of something stronger. “J. Law is back!” the breeze whispers. “J. Law is back!” the cockroaches sing. And the world comes…
Behind every successful queen is a good queen, and nowhere is this truer than in the best friendship of RuPaul's Drag Race star Mrs. Kasha Davis (aka Ed Popil) and her real-life best friend Alicia O'Donnell. As Davis sashays her way towards the finish line in a flurry of personality and '80s Liz Taylor realness, it's…
A tiny inquisitive piglet. A patient, drowsy pit bull. Together? Magic.
We all know this feel. You've just been dumped/royally screwed over in the worst possible way and you're pretty much ready to give up on living in society altogether. Except luckily you have a small army of awesome roommates who there to give you just what you need to beat the blues—an awesome night of clubbing on the…
Irene and Alice have been friends for 94 years. NINETY. FOUR. (That should help you put that weird Facebook friendship with your boss' ex-wife in perspective, yeah?) Via The Steve Harvey Show, the pair sat down to discuss everything in pop culture, from the trials and tribulations of Justin Bieber to "selfies" and a…
Two apparently disparate entertainment universes collided (happily, over sandwiches) on Memorial Day when Lena Dunham met Taylor Swift for lunch in Rhode Island. A hazy cellphone picture of the back of their heads revealed that the two young women are indeed becoming inseparable best friends, and need only complete…
Last night, Jay Leno interviewed both current Jersey Shore Madonna With Child Snooki and once and always pompous pain in the ass Newt Gingrich. Two totally different expressions of everything that is wrong with America, on a show hosted by a guy who probably appeals to people who appreciated the Garfield movie. And…
Breaking news: Teenage girls have complex friendships. I know this not because I'm a teenage girl (I'm a gay man, actually, which I guess can be sort of the same thing) but because television and film told me so.
