Beyoncé and Jay-Z Get Stranded Mid-Air During Stage Malfunction, Play It Off Like Goddamn Pros

File this one under things that will literally never happen to you or I: Beyoncé and Jay-Z, currently enjoying the European leg of their On the Run II tour, experienced something of a hiccup on Saturday, June 30 in Warsaw, Poland. The duo were stranded mid-air on a floating platform when it failed to descend back to…

Beyoncé and Jay-Z Just Dropped the Rumored Collaborative Album 

Jay-Z alluded to a collaboration last November when he told the New York Times that he and Beyoncé were “using our art almost like a therapy session.” And it’s true! Meet the Carters, with their surprise album Everything Is Love, which you can stream on Tidal. They’ve unleashed the first video for “APESHIT,” above.

Republican House Candidate Is a 9/11 Truther Who Believes Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Taylor Swift Are in the Illuminati

Bill Falwell is the Republican nominee in Illinois’s 17th district, competing against Democratic incumbent Rep. Cheri Bustos in a district that narrowly favored Trump in the 2016 election. Falwell is firmly on the Trump train, but he’s also something of a Tea Party throwback mixed with a dash of Pizzagate. He wants to…

Miss Tina Knowles Lawson Speaketh (With Maria Shriver) About Raising Solange and Beyoncé 

Tina, Mother of Beyoncé, who hath also delivereth Solange, and has been bestowed the honorific “Miss,” visited Earth briefly on Friday to share goss(pel) with Maria Shriver about raising a child in the immense shadow of Beyoncé. For Jesus’s sibling rivalry isn’t brought up that often, so Ms. Tina had to figure it out…

Michelle Williams (and Us) on Beyoncé's Coachella Performance: 'What in the Bejesus Is This?'

Unless you’ve successfully avoided going online for the past two weeks, you know Coachella was dubbed Beychella, after Beyoncé proved herself to be much bigger than the annual Indio, California festival, and more than delivered on her Saturday night headlining slot. You also probably know that Destiny’s Child reunited…

Sanaa Lathan Did NOT Bite Beyonce, but Chrissy Teigen Might Know Who Did

On Monday morning, a profile of Tiffany Haddish sparked what might be the greatest blind item since Becky With the Good Hair—let’s call it Becky With the Good Teeth. For those of you who were not on the internet yesterday—or who were only on, like, The Economist and Financial Times—Haddish told GQ that she witness an…

Tiffany Haddish Once Watched in Horror as an Actress 'Bit Beyoncé in the Face'

Tiffany Haddish was profiled by Caity Weaver in GQ on Monday. They went whale watching together and talked about an unnamed actress biting Beyoncé “in the face.” That’s all you really need to know, I think? So just click this link and get the hell out of here now? Or keep reading! I understand that I can’t make you…

Ed Sheeran's Plan for Wedding-Slash-World Domination Is Working (Thanks a Lot, Beyoncé)

It is now clearer than ever what Beyoncé’s doing with that guy: going to No. 1. The Bey-assisted remix of Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect” has hit the summit of the Billboard Hot 100, Billboard reports. “Perfect” hops from No. 3 to No. 1 thanks to a huge sales bump it received after the Dec. 1 release of their collaboration.