Watching Captain America aka Chris Evans escort Betty White on to the stage at an awards ceremony might be one of the best things that you'll see for a long time.

The rape allegations relentlessly surfacing against Bill Cosby like Cheerios in milk aren't just ruining his television career, but also his marketing opportunities: Dude has officially dropped from #3 most trusted celebrity, in the upper echelon with Tom Hanks and Betty White, to a lowly #2,615.

Fret not: Despite Facebook posts to the contrary, Betty White is alive and kicking. Rumors of her demise are thanks to America's poor reading comprehension skills and some confusion over her bottle-blonde hairdo.

It turns out that Queen Elizabeth II was a huge Golden Girls fan, and back in 1988 the cast gave a command performance for her live on a London stage. Betty White recently discussed the experience during a Reddit AMA.

I know I lean heavily on Wrecking Ball spoofs but they're just so damn delightful!

It's on. folks. Betty White versus Val Kilmer. Mad Rose Nylund versus Madmartigan. In one corner, we've got BW, age 91 and weighing in at 91 lbs., and in the other we've got the 53-year-old Ice Man, weighing in at it's rude to speculate. This is the fight to end all fights! The feud to end all feuds! The adorable joke…

Amanda Seyfried is spreadin' gospel about the way (some) people's vaginas and hearts fall in love, e.g. no matter what Hollywood rom-coms say, the My Best Friend's Wedding theorem doesn't generally play out in real life.

Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her…

Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research", has raised over 2.2 million dollars. Excellent news! The not so excellent news? Not a single penny of that money has gone to underprivileged kids or to fight cancer.

Not just anyone is celebrated with a birthday special featuring Bill "Hillary's Husband" Clinton*, but that's what happens when you're Betty White.

Actresses Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli, Betty White, and Jane Leeves attend the TV Land Sponsored breakfast during the 2013 Winter TCA Tour- Day 2 at Langham Hotel on January 5, 2013 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Notable nonagenarian Betty White has made an exception to her habit of keeping her political views in a small locket that she never removes and told the Associated Press with what we can assume was a warm smile that she "very, very much favors" incumbent Barack Obama in the upcoming presidential election. White, who…

Stomachs may have turned when the video of Alicia Silverstone feeding her son directly from her mouth first hit the interwebs, but the actress says she doesn't give a frickity fuck what y'all think. "I wasn't saying this was anything somebody should do," she said. "I wasn't trying to be independent or cause such a…

Mark Wahlberg has found himself in an mess of his own making. In an interview with Men's Journal, he spoke about how he was supposed to have been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. Apparently he thinks that action stars have the same powers in real life as their characters do in the movies,…

Today is Betty White's 90th birthday, and NBC aired "A Tribute to America's Golden Girl" last night in her honor. As part of the festivities, our nation's charmer-in-chief, Barack Obama, sent a heart-melting and hilarious video greeting in which he says he doesn't believe she could possibly be 90 and asks to see her…

Because apparently Katy Perry's life doesn't have enough of a magnifying glass on it right now, her father, Keith Hudson, recently went on a rant about Jews and...wait for it...their love of money.