Would You Do It With the Fish Man?
As Guillermo del Toro’s The Shape of Water churns through the awards circuit, an unanswered question has been left…
Woman Charged for Having Sex With Dogs Claims She Didn't Know It Was Illegal
A woman named Carol Bowditch was arrested after a USB stick was found on her property containing several videos, made…
Ariana Grande and John Legend Are Trapped in This 'Beauty and the Beast' Video
Ariana Grande and John Legend teamed up to sing the charming title duet on the soundtrack to the live-action Beauty …
You Can Barely Get an Abortion in Ohio, But Bestiality Is Still Legal
Did you know that bestiality is still legal in Ohio? And also in Vermont, Texas, West Virginia, Kentucky, Nevada,…
Canadian Supreme Court Rules That Some Bestiality Is Okay
The Supreme Court of Canada made a pretty crazy ruling about sexual contact with animals on Thursday. The decision was…
Here's the Documentary About Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex With a Dolphin
Well, it’s April 14, and you know what that means: banks are closed and parade routes are being blocked off across…
I Talked to the People Who Compare Gay Marriage to Bestiality on Twitter
A slippery slope is an inviting prospect: as seductive, oily and simple as the logic that drives it. If we even begin…
Finally: Denmark to Ban Bestiality
There's good news for the cats, pigs and horses of Denmark: The state's rotten policy of allowing humans to copulate…
Woman Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse On Craigslist
A 22—year-old woman from Arizona was arrested this week after taking to Craigslist to find a casual encounter (and…
Lady Sues Jay Leno for Implying She Had Sex with a Rat
Another day, another bestiality lawsuit involving Jay Leno.
These People Think Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Lead to Bestiality
The Supreme Court's DOMA and Prop 8 rulings mean I'm having sex with Erin's cat right now. Just kidding. But lots of…
Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Legal Before Now
The people of Sweden can have sex on their LEIRVIK beds while wearing their H&M clothes and listening to Robyn, but…
'I Like the Way the Fur Feels': One Man's Impassioned Defense of Donkey-Rape
You guys. I am so, so sorry in advance about the information I am about to present to you. But, I mean, do you expect…
One Million Moms Clutches Pearls About Skittles Ad’s Bestiality Overtones
One Million Moms, the organization that failed to dislodge Ellen from JCPenny, that got very flustered about a…
Woman Wants to Have Sex With Animals; Redditors Strangely Okay With This
This week on Reddit's IAMA ("I am a __") section — a place for people who decide it might be fun to throw themselves to…
CDC Official Accused Of Molesting Child, Pets
A CDC official and her boyfriend been charged with child molestation after allegedly forcing a six-year-old boy to…
Bestiality, Baggy Pants Banned In Florida
Actual lede to this NBC Miami story: "Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex…
Isabella Rossellini Will Not Be Baited Into Bestiality
That's despite the best efforts of her Vanity Fair interviewer. She keeps it classy, eventually saying, "You can write…
Handy Map Demonstrates Where You Can Marry Your Cat But Not Your Girlfriend
Now that the so-called "Defense of Marriage" act has been declared unconstitutional, I've made some maps to show…
Watch The Weird Bestiality Ad Too Hot For French TV
We can't imagine why this weird Orangina ad was turned down by French TV. Whatever the case, labeling it "gay" seems…